• Chapter 1

    *On November 9, 1966, as the day begins, Paul was in an automobile crash, but instead of dieing, he accidently presed the eject button in his car causing him to fly up in the air. He was then zapped by a blue meanie causing poor Paulie to turn into a baby. He blacked out and fell int the forest. A girl named Lily found him just lieing there crying due to some injuries and confusion. This is their story*
    Paul: *driving down the road whistling Yesterday*
    *The light turns to red and Paul stops the car*
    Paul: *looks at a cute meter maid on the side of the road* *thinking* Hot cha! That's one cute bird! Maybe she can come over to my place!
    *The light turns green, but Paul doesn't notice. A car crashes in the rear of his car. Paul's foot accidently pressed the eject button and is shot flying out of the car.*
    BlueMeanie: Now! *zaps Paul turning Paul into a baby. By that time Paul has blacked out. Pauls falls into a nearby forest*
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    Lily: * age 18, walking in the forest whistling Nowhere Man*
    Paul: *crying*
    Lily: *notices Paul* Oh, you poor thing *picks up Paul* That's funny you seem familiar *shrugs and tries to comfort Paul* Shhh, it's alright baby.
    *Lily walks into her apartment holding Paul. She gets a blanket and wraps him up in it*
    Lily: *holding Paul* You okay now?
    Paul: *nods*
    Lily: What's your name little guy?
    Paul: *tries to speak* James Paul McCartney
    Lily: OMG! PAUL MCCARTNEY! *squeals*
    Paul: *starts crying out of fright*
    Lily: *normal* Shhhh, I'm sorry for scaring you Paulie.
    Paul: *snifles*
    Lily: There. *tickles Paul's tummy*
    Paul: *laughs*
    Lily: *sighs* How am I going to care for you Paulie. I don't have any supplies *frowns, but then gets an idea* Of course! I'll buy some! Paulie, I'm going to have to go get supplies to care for you, so my boyfriend will watch you until I get back.