• This is a story about a school day in 2007. So Guilderman (or Elliott the tree hugger), Jordan (or godman-awesomeman), Rainbowface (or Jack), Danish (or Ryan), and the Donut King (or Antonio), all go on a magical adventure,(not really).
    On April 92nd, at 7:32 a.m., Elliott, Jordan, and Danish are talking about flammable wood.
    "My maple tree is sooooooooooooo flammable! " Elliott says.
    "No it isn't!" Danish says.
    Then, Rainbowface comes up to Elliott, and says " HAY ELLIOTT WANNA TRADE POKEMANS VERSION 659895?!?!"
    Elliott replies "No, but I got something to show you." Elliott shows Rainbowface his small wooden box. Elliott says "This box used to hold pikachus! Sniff it and one will arrive via UPS!"
    Rainbowface goes mentally insane, and puts his nose at the edge of the box. Jordan then slams the box on his nose. The box gets filled with rainbow colored blood, and Danish throws it at Anthony. Anthony then vomits on a girl, and that girl jumps out the window.
    Another kid pulls the fire alarm, and the vice principal that looks like a man, says "HAY U Y U DO TAT?!"
    The kid says "YO YOYOYOYOYOYO, I WANA GET OUT DAWG SO I CAN GO BBALLIN' WIT MY BOYZ YOYOYOYOYOYOYO DAWG YO."
    So then all the the kids run outside, but Rainbowface gets ran over by a tree, because he is slow.
    The firetrucks could not make it to the school, because the firestation was on fire, after a taco-bell incident.
    So then, the Navy comes and goes "IN THE NAVY. YES YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS! IN THE NAVY. YES YOU CAN PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE!"
    So then, The king of donuts, goes up to Navy and says "HEY YOU GUYZ. GOT ANY FOODZ? GIMME SOME OR I'LL SIT ON YOU!”
    The navy flees, and then a giant monster, named Chimmechou, ate the remains of Rainbowface, and then millions of rainbows flew across the world, and everything on earth turned gay, (except Jordan, of course) and no one could produce any more offspring, which caused the end of the world.