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Dumb events.
~*Dumb events.

The dumbest events are listed below:

*I was taking a shower, like always, i opened my mouth and let the water fill up my mouth. Then my next action was to spit it upwards.
-I tilted my head back. I accidently swallowed.

*My mom was taking a bath; I was in charge for watching over the banana bread. I opened the oven, and took a chopstick to prod it in there.
-I know for sure, the bread wasn't done. But i left an awfully big hole on the side.

*Christopher, an elementary friend was texting me. I listed the three changes of State. Gas, liquid and solid. Then he adds a fourth one. Plasma. Plasma isn't even a gas, liquid or solid! It doesn't depend on any matter. So we called Deon to get the whole situation cleared off.
-I misunderstood chris. I thought he was adding a 4th state. But he was only suggesting Plasma, was a matter on it's own. I was arguing for nothing.

*I was in the backyard with my dog and mom. Disgusted with all the snow, i was staring down at the ditch. It was freezing rain- i thought the ice in the ditch covering the plants, would support me. SO i decided to jump.
-The stupid person i am, i should've known how thin and fragile the ice was. Gravity took me down fast. I landed hard in prickly thorns, cold ice and itchy plants. My dog looked at me with a scary smile at the side of her jaw.

*Today i was home alone. I went in the backyard again- my dog was walking at the edge. I couldn't see her legs, the snow was so deep. So i ran over to her walking on the edge also. I was stepping on my moms plants- i just knew it. My dog stopped- i kept walking.
-I swear- my dog was planning an evil scheme on me, or the plants were just getting revenge. I slipped and fell in the ditch again.

*I was on Myspace, talking to Kenny. He said i was just like any normal Chinker. If reading this word for the first time- what do you think it was? I thought it was 'Bling, Bling.' I went on Google. I told him that Chinkers ment coins.
-Kenny told me to learn my slang. Chinkers also ment asain/asain eyes.

*I've tooken an interest to the Japanese game show, silent, Batsu, was it? Where they enter a household, or theme for 24 hours and suffer pain. Like- they try to make you laugh, but if you laugh, you get wooped pretty hard. It isn't pretty. I've watched two eps, and well i've never laughed so hard in my life.
-My dad told me no one's here to hear me laugh so loud, except him and my mom.

*I got Riley's card, and it's innocent. It is cute, and loving- but not sooooo loving you might die. I haven't wrote anything, but just an idea. I started writing on a notebook peace of paper. It was long.
-I threw it away. I never wrote anything so gushy/dirty in my life. If i wanted to write that in the card; best to buy a much more devilish one.

*I was texting John. He told me not to call him Johnny, he insisted on a new nickname. I decided to call him BonBon. He asked why. I said it was cute, and reminded me of chubby animals.
-I lied. It was late, and i was actually really hungry for something sweet. BonBon, was basically short for the food i wanted. Short for the store called, Cinnabon.

*I was messing with cheats codes in my sims game. Growing obsessed with it- i made countless errors. I accidently lost a husband in a car- a glitch i made. Then a person from the adoption agency lectured one of my moms for being a bad mother. She was going to steal my baby- so i used the cheat code, made her selectable and made flies come and eat her alive. I killed her- and reclaimed my baby.
Then i was bringing the grim reaper into the family. I got a guy to subsitute the whole gathering for me.I made an error and told it to terminate it.
-In the end terminating was deleting the guy, who was a father of two. The wife was a single mother of two kids- while her husband was deleted from the game. I would suck at the job, of being God.

*I got stuck in a bathroom stall at school for a short period of time. Reason. I was pulling it in, than pushing the door out. I walked out of the hallway and spotted Ariana. I wanted to tell her my stupid mistake.
-With my poor eyesite, i mistooken a guy named Chris, to be Ariana. I said: doode, guess what hap-. I stopped. I hardly knew this kid, and i surely wasn't going to talk to him about the girls bathroom.

List ends here.


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  • User Comments: [2]
    somnart
    Community Member





    Tue Dec 23, 2008 @ 04:32am


    Nice.

    ._.


    Hara_Takumi
    Community Member





    Tue Dec 23, 2008 @ 05:43pm


    I already finished writing your card a week ago, but you haven't finished mine? D:


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