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~*Quotes
Wow.. So for the first time i read Sam's Favorite quotes.. and i never knew how funny and memorable they were. :]
Why would I even watch 2 girls 1 cup?
These are the listed ones i wanted to always keep in mind:
arriya: er, kyle, did you get a new swim suit or something?
kyle p. sad looks down and laughs nervously) i'm going to go hide from the world now...
arriya: (laughing) couldn't you tell that that wasn't your swim suit? i mean, the boxers looks so airy and short compared to it...
me: yeah, she (referring to arriya) said it was worse than two girls one cup.
keenan: is that possible?!
keenen: I just don't get why arriya would want to watch that....
kyle s.: well, because teenagers have (leans in and whispers) an overactive sexual drive.
arriya: look at that guy across the pool by the lifeguard chair!
erik: man, that dudes ripped.
me: yes! when he movies his abs like, flex.
erik: i wish i was that buff...
will: i bet that a bunch of the guy's here just come to see other guy's in their swim suits.
arriya: yeah...
will: like erik, for one
arriya: my bug bites are so bad and infected they asked me if i wanted to get injected with sterroids but my mom told them no...
some random dude to arriya: hey, how much do you charge? (arriya turns and looks oddly at the guy) oh, i thought you were someone else.
erik: would you still make out with me if my tongue was black from drinking slushies?
arriya: (instantly) yup.
me: ooooohhhh! they have dirty martini's.
jordan: (to arriya) you like your martini's very verryyy dirty, you dirty little girl.
arriya: he didn't even lose his virginity!
Yep. OH yess.
 NinteyDegrees_South · Fri Apr 16, 2010 @ 05:48am · 0 Comments |
