I am the lord of all things cute, lovey-dovey and cuddly. I have so many people pray to me for their true love, and those with true loves already, they pray for tokens of affection and signs of appreciation from their lovers. And thus I give them all cute little pink and white roses with adorable little bug-eyed teddy bears that kiss when you touch their mouths together. And then on nights when the uber romantic crescent moon in shining I make strange poeple who take photos appear and take romantic pictures of them kissing underneath the pretty silver moon. Pray to me when you are searching for love or i will have the goddes of sporks stab you all in the butts with spoonyforkishsporkthings.
 Requiem of Whyspers · Mon May 07, 2007 @ 07:09am · 1 Comments |
