• Intro:
    A girl named Janice and a guy named Random love each other but, Janice's father interferes and so their “precious love story” is wrecked. Can they fix it?
    Random was throwing pebbles at Janice's window.
    Janice: Shut that sound!
    Guards come and say: Go stop that sound and take it to prison!
    Random runs away.
    Janice: Stop, I mean literally!
    Guards: Oh, our bad.
    Guards go away.
    Random comes back and throws pebbles again.
    Janice: Fine I'll check it myself, gosh people don't know how to work these days.
    Janice stood up and stared at the window.
    Janice: Oh, it was Random
    Random: Hey! COME DOWN!
    Janice: Sh! You're going to wake my dad.
    Random: Oh, my bad!
    Janice was going down but, when she came down her dad was there.
    Janice's Dad: Stay, Away from Janice!
    Janice: Ok, dad but how can I stay away from myself?
    Janice tried running away from herself.
    Janice's Dad: No, not you Janice!
    Janice: Oh, my bad.
    Janice's Dad: As I Was Saying Ransom or whatever your name stay away from Janice!
    Janice: Dad no.
    Random: Random sir not Ransom, well I love Janice though.
    Janice's Dad: I don't care get the **** out of here or go to jail
    Random was going away
    Random: I'll be back Janice
    Janice: Random! No! Please Don't leave me!
    Pink comes and sings Please Don't Leave Me...
    Janice: Pink, please leave please?
    Pink walks away.
    Anyway back to the story..
    Janice's Dad: Stop! You Idiot, that Ransom will rob us.
    Janice: Random dad, not Ransom. Random loves me for me not because of our fortune.
    Janice's Dad: I don't give a **** what his name is and you don't know that for sure, so stop being idiotic and open your eyes!
    Janice's Dad pushed her inside.
    Janice: RANDOM!!!!!!!!
    Random: JANICE, I PROMISE I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Janice's Dad: Oh, shut up with your Ransom. *Murmurs* he hasn't gotten that far :C
    Janice: Dad let go!
    Janice's Dad pushes her in a locked tower. And locks the door
    Janice: NO!!!!!
    Random: No, what?!!!!!!!
    Janice: You leaving :C
    Random: Oh. Sorry!!!!!! OMG! A DOG IS CHASING ME, I GOT TO GO, BUT, JANICE I PROMISE, I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU THREW WHATEVER IT TAKES!
    Janice sighed with agony.
    Several Days Later...
    Janice was still looked in a tower crying and crying.
    Random was still running away from the dog.
    Random: Ah! Stupid Dog what do you want from me, I'm still a virgin!
    The Dog got pissed and stared at his butt.
    Random: Oh, Crap! It's aiming for my butt
    Random ran away hecka fast and the dog got tired
    Random took a sigh of relief.
    Janice was ripping parts of her clothes to make it in style.
    When Janice was finished she looked like a punk rocker/emo person.
    Random was in a different realm where his friends lived.
    Random: Dude, I need help.
    Dude: Well, on what?
    Random: Fighting stuff and being tough
    Dude: The being tough stuff ask me and the fighting ask Duke.
    Duke: What, Dude I heard you talking bout me again, what's your problem?!
    Dude: Nothing, maybe it's just that you have bad hearing.
    Duke: What did you say?!
    Duke & Dude: Shut up! I'm not the dumb twin you are!stop it!
    Random: Duke & Dude shut up! Ok, I need your help so fight later!!!!
    Duke: Ok, sure whatever. Dude goes first before you fight you have to learn to be tough.
    Dude: Random follow me.
    Dude glared at Duke
    Duke snarled at Dude.
    Random: What was that?
    Dude: Oh, it's just a retarted pig.
    Random: Ok.
    Dude: Here we are. Ok, in being tough you need to show me that you can kill something.
    Random: Like what?
    Dude: A fly.
    Random: A fly?
    Dude: yeah, a fly anyone can kill a fly.
    Random: ok.
    Dude gave him a fly swatter.
    Random started crying as he was killing the fly.
    Dude: Why you crying man?
    Random: *sniffs* poor, fly it shouldn't be killed!
    Dude rolled his eyes.
    Random hit the fly and killed it.
    Random cried some more.
    Dude: you finished the first challenged. So, you can stop crying you're not a murderer for killing a fly ok?
    Random: Ok, but let me mope for awhile.
    Dude: Oh, you're going to make the fly a funeral?
    Random: No. In his mind: I will later!
    Random stopped crying.
    Meanwhile where Janice was...
    Janice was laying on her bed watching TV.
    Janice: **** I have a cramp, too bad Random ain't here he'd love to her me saying that.
    Janice's Dad: SHUT UP ABOUT RANSOM, JANICE!!
    Janice rolled her eyes.
    Meanwhile where Random was at...
    Random and Dude were talking about the basics of being tough.
    Dude: 4th NEVER EVER BACK DOWN OR BE A SORRY*** LOSER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND JANICE WILL GO TO A HOTTER GUY AND A TOUGHER ONE TOO.
    Random: Ok. I don't want that.
    Dude: THAN TOUGHEN UP & BE A MAN GOSH THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES FOR YOU TO GET THE WOMAN YOU LOVE! GOSH AND IT TAKES A MAN TO FIGHT FOR THE WOMAN HE LOVES AND TO GET A WOMAN! & DON'T F'IN CRY WHEN YOU KILL SOMETHING CUZ CRYING WHEN YOU KILL A SIMPLE THING IS FOR SUCKERS OK!
    Random: Ok.
    Random decided not to give the fly a funeral....