• Mario, in his red overalls, had dreaded this day his entire ten levels of life. today was the day when he dumps peach. He picked up the mushroom phone slowly flinching as he pressed each button. "Mamamia....." he said under his breath.
    Ring ring ring ra ring ring!
    "Hello?" peach answered, her sweet voice making it even harder to think about the dumping.
    "hey peach? It's a me, Mario, i have a some bad news."
    "bad news? what is it Mario?" she said. Mario let out a deep sigh.
    "princess, there's another person."
    "what! Mario! you cheating-"
    "i'm really sorry, but someone else isa going to have to save you from bowser from a now on. bye bye!" Mario hung up and turned to Maria. Maria wore a red dress, and i must say she was hot!
    "so Maria? what do you want to do? tennis, go carts, baseball, a party?"
    "how about we make out instead."
    "whho!"