Today was the day of Bubba Budda’s divine checkup at the god’s community health center. He dreaded the doctor, but went just to teach Jesus that staying healthy was actually a good thing. Arriving at the office, Bubba Budda checked in with the Divine smoking hot nurse and picked up a DL Comic book to read while he waited for his turn.
Hours rolled by, but Bubba Budda didn’t notice since they never put clocks in the waiting room for that same reason. Bubba Budda came to the sudden realization that he shouldn’t have stopped at the local coffee shop before he came to wait around in a waiting room. So, he took the logical course of action in his unfortunate predicament and went to the bathroom.
Before he entered the bathroom Bubba Budda heard humming from within. Strange…he didn’t see anyone come into the office after he did and he had been sitting out there for hours. Bubba Budda slowly opened the door, not knowing what kind of monstrosity would be making the odd humming noise. When Bubba Budda opened the door, the humming suddenly stopped.
Jesus came strolling out of one of the stalls with an innocent grin on his face. Under his arm sat: “Playgod”. Jesus silently washed his hands in the Divine sink and walked past the bemused Bubba Budda and out of the office. Bubba Budda shook his head and continued into the bathroom, at least the mysterious humming was gone.
Before Bubba Budda got halfway into the bathroom, suddenly a midget came strolling out of the same stall Jesus was in. He tipped his hat to Bubba Budda and walked out, the same innocent grin on his face that was on Jesus’.
That night, Bubba Budda had nightmares, horrible nightmares.
The moral of the story: Don’t forget to wash your hands, even if you are a midget.
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Finally! One that I can read in under 10 minutes! xd
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