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One day, Jesus, Stickman Bob, Satan, Bubba Budda, The Holy Moldy Taco, and the teletubby Po, were all sitting in the Divine Holy Meeting Room. And they were all smoking a massive joint, while sitting around the Holy Five Leaf Star Plant. Stickman Bob was sitting in the corner, laughing for no reason, while Bubba Budda and the others were mellowed out on the other side of the room. While they are all mellowed out, they decide what to do with man down on Earth. All of a sudden, Stickman Bob shouts from his corner of the room, "We should just have some random dude build this gigantic boat and after that flood the stupid thing!"

The room was silent for a while, but then Satan started singing a song: "Roll, roll, roll a joint. Twist it at the end. Light it up and take a puff, and pass it to your friends." Everyone ignored Satan's song.

Bubba Budda was the first to speak about Stickman Bob's idea, "Dude! Thats amazing, Stickman Bob! Since you have come up with that rad idea, we're now going to call you Jesus."

Now, the real Jesus, had been standing in the kiddie pool, and didn't like this idea a whole lot. "What the ********!? I'm Jesus! I'm Jesus! I'M JESUS!!" He declared while splashing water at Bubba Budda.

Bubba Budda gave him a stern glare. "Dude...you peed in that didn't you...."

The formerly known as Jesus, looked down at his yellow stained toga, and proclaimed, "Its not pee water, its wine." Hearing that, Po, comes and takes a huge gulp of the "Jesus Juice" and instantly fell over dead. The others pointed and laughed.

All of a sudden, God, walks in and sees that the Holy Smoke is filling the room. Everyone stops what they're doing, and the formerly known Jesus stops flicking "Wine" at Bubba Budda, and looks up at God, "Oh....Hi Dad! We weren't doin' anything, I swear to God!"

God looks at Jesus sternly, and replies, "Son....don't take my name in vain! Its the time out corner for you."

Satan instantly pipes up with another round of his song. And they still ignored him.

The former Jesus points to the corner and says, "But Bob is there!"

Bubba Budda, picks up a rock and tossed it at former Jesus's head, proclaiming, "His name is Jesus!!!"

God, being a curious deity, asked why this change in name. Bubba Budda replied, "Because he came up with an awesomely rad idea!" The others explained his idea in a record time of 2 hours. Satan didn't help much with his odd song here and there.

At the end of the explination, God stood there, dumbfounded. And then spoke, "yeah alright." And quickly picked up a joint and sat beside the Holy Five Leaf Star.

And then The Holy Moldy Taco and Satan sang another round of the song.



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And thats the Divine Leaf Theory. You've heard of the Big Bang Theory, and the Theory of Creation. But now, you can tell your friends about the Divine Leaf Theory.

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