While he was staring down at his bloody feet and contemplating why he was there in the first place, a puff of green smoke suddenly blocked his view. When he looked up, there was a beautiful goddess standing in a provocitive pose in front of him. Her robes hung loosely about her and they were made out of the finest gauze, leaving nothing to the mind. Jebus grinned, and then, out of no where, another puff of green smoke.
This time, a dirty lame hobo stood beside the lovely goddess. His clothes were ripped and he stank of old fish mixed with pudding.
Jebus's decision should have been clear....but he hesitated. He didn't know which one he should take back to his place. He absentmindedly looked down at his wrist and saw his bracelet. It read: "WWJD?".
It took him the better part of the hour to figure out that he was actually the Jesus stated in the bracelet's simple message.
Jebus looked from the sexy goddess to the disgusting hobo. But, he still couldn't decide on which one to bestow himself onto.
So, he did what all powerful deities do. He rubbed his magical 8-Ball butt. It instantly popped up with an answer.
Jebus grinned widely, and took both the goddess and the hobo away with him.
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What the 8-Ball really said....we'll never tell. ninja
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