Month of birth, month of birthdays, month of surgery, and, yes folks, it is the month of DOOM. Hi, I'm Spoony Channaggins here with the up-and-coming forecast of this year's two-thousand and seven February scheudule.
Next week on Friday, the Spoon is going to the surgeon for some sort of check-up. Researchers have questioned authorities on what this may mean, but no answers have been hereby answered. What this check-up exactly is, well, is unknown...
The following week, we're going to the Arnold Palmer Hospital to check Spoony in and register her for her hospital stay. How many hours of school this will take up is questionable, however Channaggins is planning on taking the whole day off anyway due to the constant flood of homework she is receiving.
In other news, Lucia Tarquini-Wall is having a baby! Any moment now, she will be giving birth to a baby girl, quite possibly going to be named "Samantha." Spoony is not happy about this and will do anything in her power to change her name into "Crystal Foyer Wall."
Not only are births in effect this month, but there is also a birthDAY. Channiggans' brother, Blake, will be celebrating his 13th birthday Valentine's Day eve. Happy 13th, Blake!
And of course, who could forget? February 21st is the day that Channiggans goes in for surgery for four hours. Good luck, Spoony! We'll all be with you! And don't forget, no homework for 3 WEEKS! *Spoony whoops and hollers in the background as she dances*
BREAKING NEWS coming in...yeah, don't forget that the Blue Men Group are coming here to Florida for the first time in a while! The date is...huh? February 22nd? Are you sure? Positive. You're...positive. That's...*Spoony is dumb-struck* the day...*Spoony's face contorts into a sad grimace*...Spoon has her surgery...*Spoony screams, "F*** THIS S****!!!" to the air*
Whoo, and...th-that'll be it for the night, folks. G'bye! *Spoony wreaks havoc around the News station with a chainsaw at hand*
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