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Gaaaah! D=
I Am Such A Slack-Slack-Slacker! gonk

It's Going To Be Christmas Soon,
And I Am Without A Full Stash Of Presents! D=

...Or Money! D=

Probably Because I Keep Taking Time To Play Arcanum, Or Write.
I Wish I Wouldn't Keep Getting Distracted.
So, Tomarrow Is Officially 'No-Fun-For-Chalkie' Day.
I Swear, That I'll Get Presents For Those Who Deserve Them Most,
Even If I'm Miserable.
They Deserve Them, And By Golly I'll Get Them!

My Dog, Sadie, Ate My Slippers =/
They Were These Dull-Green Ones I Used To Wear,
So I Didn't Have To Get Shoes On To Avoid The Snow When I Take Out The Trash.
I Left Them By The Stairs, And Sadie Ate Them.
I Got Them For Christmas From My Grandparents Two Years Ago.
They Were Pretty Beat Up Anyways, But I Liked Them, So I'm Kind Of Down That
Sadie Chewed On Them.

My Dad Is Also Officially Still Drunk.
He Was Talking About How Someone Should Brush The Dog's Teeth.
About Beating Sadie With The Slippers While I Was At School,
To Which I Said 'If I Don't Like To Hurt Animals, How Does That Make Me Feel Better?'
He Can Be So Strange When He's Drunk.
I Don't Like It.

I Played This Hilarious Prank At School,
I Was In Technology Education, And Had Nothing To Do,
So I Snapped My Red Pen In Half, And Smeared It On A Popsicle Stick.
My Favorite Artist Told Me Once, That If You Dab Red Ink On Things It Looks Like Blood, So I Made It look Like I Had A Very Large, And Bleeding Cut Across My Wrist.

I Waited For School To End, Then I Ran Into The Office,
Claiming To Have Run My Hand Through The Band-Saw In Tech Ed.
And That Mr. Lawson, The Teacher, Had Sent Me For A Bandage.
The Principal Was Like "Oh My God! D=" And Started To Panic A Little,
Then, I Announced 'Haha! It Was A Red Pen.'

He Scowled At Me, And Said 'Don't Make This A Habit...'

It Was Funny Though...

I Found Out THe New Chinese Boy At Our School,
The One Who Cannot Speak English,
Is Named Zhu Yu Bin.
I Saw It On His Schedual, When We Were Eating Lunch.
Brock Spilled Chocolate Milk On It, And Andrew Waved The Paper Around.