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Man, I Love Screwing With The Staff At My School.
My Buddy Brock And I Have Changed Our Names When Talking Around Them,
To "Pocket-Mouse" And "Shmedvik".
Yet Again, We've Started To Say Stupid Stuff Loudly When They're Withen An Earshot,
Like "Zombie Buttseckz" Or "Sexy Communism".
My Favorite One Ever Was The One I Got Busted For, Though.
I Waltzed Into The Room (Which Actually Echos) And Yelled;

"I Am Sun Myung Moon, Prophet Of CHRIST!"

Yeah, I Got A Good Lecture For That One...

Either Way, I'm Kind Of Bored.
I Want To Read This Book, "Coinlocker Babies".
It's About These Children In Japan Abandoned In Lockers At A Trainstation, And Their Lives. It's Fictional, But It Sounds Good.

I've Been Reading Faust, It's Kind Of Good.
Faust And Mephistopheles (Or Satan) Are Fighting Over Faust's Love For A Woman,
And His Praying Of God, Dispite The Selling Of His Soul To Satan.
Things Don't Look All To Promising For Faust.
Plus I Hate Margaret's Attitude! She's So Humble To Faust, When She Should Be Equal!
I Thought It Was Kind Of Cool; How Satan Is Portrayed.
Not As A Lumbering Man-Eating Monster Or Something, But As A
Whitty, Yet Forbodingly Evil Gentleman.
Like An Demonic Aristocrat, Or Something.
But, Either Way, It Generally Sucks To Be In Hell, And I Don't Think Faust Realises What He's Getting Into.
Plus, It Was Kind Of Funny, Faust Is Hitting On Margaret, And Asking For Mephistophele's Help, And Basically, Mephistopheles Says;

"Uh, Faust, I Can't Help You Here, She Just Got out Of Confession, She's Pure, Dude."

...I've Got So Much Sh*t To Mail Out Today... neutral