The wank I found today is just so amazing. >< Is Avatar TRYING to be wankier than Harry Potter or something?
I found a wank today that has nearly all of the ingredients for a juicy tale.
A claim of being the relative of someone famous? Check.
Bad spelling? Check.
On even simple words like "write"? Check.
Terrible grammar and punctuation? Check.
Mary Sues? Check.
Arrogant authors? Check.
A suprising age of over 18? Not check.
Obsession with appearance? Check.
Claims of childhood trauma? Check.
Insulting people's appearace over the internet? Check.
Claims of being mentally disabled? Check.
Sadistic "hopes" for anyone who doesn't agree with him/her? Check. (I think violates the Pit's TOS too)
Authors who think that their flaming someone for flaming them is justifiable? Check.
Claims of beauty? Check.
Really pathetic? Check.
Refuses to acknowledge the existence of dictionary.com? Check.
Refuses to accept any criticism? Check.
Overuse of the word "********"? Check.
Emo cutter? Check.
Useful Tools for Any and All Authors- USE THIS!
http://www.spellcheck.net/
http://dictionary.reference.com/
your English teacher
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