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I really do. But that's not what this entry is about biggrin
It's about how I'm starting to be afraid of fanfiction again. biggrin


I remember the first time I was scared of fanfiction...

*flashback in script form*
Voluna: Tra la la la la! What a wonderful day it is today! I wonder if fanfiction.net has any good fan fics for today! heart
*starts reading* Let's see... Sue gets kidnapped by Vlad, Sam and Tucker don't exist, Sue becomes an angsty emo drama freak, Sam and Tucker don't exist, Sue wangsts out of town, Sam and Tucker don't exist, Sue comes back rich and famous to get revenge on ebul preppiez, Sam and Tucker don't exist, Sue finds out that Danny's girlfriend (not Sam because she doesn't exist) is cheating on him with unknown guy (not Tucker because he doesn't exist either), Danny wangsts, Sam and Tucker don't exist, Sue and Danny fall in love and have many babies, still no Sam or Tucker.
*brain goes 'splodey*

*next day*
Voluna: Ugh, my brain is still sore from that crap I read yesterday. However, I'm gonna be optimistic and hope for a better experience today. biggrin
*goes to fanfiction.net*
HOMG! That terrible fan fiction has SEQUELS! AND WITH WORSE GRAMMAR/SPELLING!!
*brain goes 'splodey again*

*couple of days later*
Voluna: My brain is finally back to it's usual self! Although, I think I lost a couple of IQ points.
*goes online*
Fandom wank?
*clicks*
Hmm... Danny Phantom in gay/straight/true fan anti-alliance-ness? People wangsting over fake characters' sexuality?
Oh boy.
*brain goes 'splodey again*