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"Were we going"asked Death
"A guy I know"replied Hades"So, basically what I remember was, I was on my way to work when I got out to help someone, then out of nowere Bryan starts kicking my a** with a bat". Death starts to laugh hysterically.
"You got your a** kicked by Bryan"said Death still laughing hysterically.
"Hey, shut up and let me finish"said Hades trying not to laugh.
"But, you got"Death couldn't continue because he was laughing too hard. Hades started to giggle but quickly stopped. It was about five minutes before Death finished laughing.
"k, were was I, see if you let me finish I would have told you I kicked his a**, but I got beat up by his friend, I don't know who it was, some retard friend of his. When I woke up in the hospital, now here's the wierd thing, I was telling this story to the cops, and when I got to the Bryan part my hand set on fire. I also have some telekanetic powers, here check it out." said Hades, the stereo suddenly turned on, then switched to CD option then the volume turned down.
"Other things I'm working on that I discovered is that I'm also a telepath, but its hard to control without me hearing everybody all at once"said Hades. "When I finally went home I had a General come to my place tellin me you died, I got sooooooo pissed off I blew my house up. So now, last time I checked I was presumed dead" explained Hades.
"Really, s**t man, so why are you driving around in your back-up Celica, what happened to your MR2-Spyder, did you blow that up too"said Death
"I don't know, I asked my contact to look into it" replied Hades. They finally stopped in an alleyway by a seemingly abandoned warehouse. Death gets out as well as Hades but Hades doesin't touch anything, the keys and door work on there own, obviously Hades is using his telekanises.
"So, whats your story" asked Hades as they walked into the warehouse, which seemed very similar to an empty warehouse. Death was about to start talking but Hades made a jesture that would mean to be quiet. "Somethings wrong, when I came here there were lights on, and a rows of stuff"said Hades telepathically to Death. Both of them stood still for a few minutes, then Death runs into the darkness at lightning quick speeds. There is a sound of a machine gun going off then hitting the ground, then a knife being pulled from its shith then hitting the ground, then a man comes flying out f the darkness, but Hades stops him with his telekanetic powers , but the velocity of the man and the novice skill of his ability, gets knocked down himself dropping the man.
"This guy was thinking of taking us out, good thing I stopped him or he would have"said Death as he emurges out of the darkness. Hades ninja flips up.
"How'd you hear him" asked Hades intrigiued "I have good hearing and I didn't hear s**t, that was awesome" said Hads
"I guess I'm just that much better" said Death. The man gets up looking at Hades, then Death.
"Who's the punk"asked the man
"Oh, thats Death, you might now him better as Jermaine" said Hades
"JERMAINE, WHAT, you serious" said the man walking over to the door and turning on the lights. The warehouse is empty but not abandoned, it was made completley of what looked like solid polished steel.
"Ya, Jermaine and he just kicked your a**" said Hades
"No way man" said the man
"Ya, if it wasin't for me , I'd be whiping your a** off those pretty clean walls of yours"replied Hades
"Shut up"said the man sarcastically
"Who's he"asked Jermaine with focused eyes
"This is Condor, you know him better as Josh O'Connor"said Hades
"oh......k, sorry about that man" said Death
"Dude, don't worry about it"replied Condor
"You got the stuff I asked for" asked Hades
"Ya, its over here" said Condor as he leads Hades and Death to a shelf at the back of the warehouse.
"Here they are"said Condor pointing to amilitary briefcases. Hades pulls one of them down and sets it on a nearby table and opens it up revealing two 50 Calibure Desert Eagles, custom painted black and red.
"I also looked into what happened to you car" said Condor
"Sweet what happened to it" asked Hades putting together his desert eagles.
"Bryan Nault's got it, were, I don't know"said Condor
"Cool, revenge is so so sweet"said Hades
"You got some ammo for these babies"asjed Hades holding his guns.
"Ya its over beside the firing range, but you might wanna grab yourself one of my assortment of holsters, all show you"said Condor, walking over to a gigantic shelf full of boxes, he finds a smaller box that he pulled from a bigger case and throws it to Hades.
"There's 50 rounds in there, and the clips are already in those bad boys man"said Conder "The holsters are, upstairs in accesories"
"K, well I'm off to do some customizing and firing"said Hades as he walks off up stairs.
"Would you happen to have any cloths I could borrow" asked Death looking at his very dirty, dusty unifrom.
"Ya, but there my sizes so they might not fit"replied Condor, as he leads Death to the top floor of the warehouse, and into a relativley small room.
"Here try that"said Condor throwing some pants and a wife beater at Death. The sound of Hades yelling in joy can be heard and he slide by the doorway to the room Death and Condor are in.
"Check it out man"said Hades as he turns around to reveal the gun holster he chose. It held the guns in the back of the belt similar to Nicholas Cage in the movie Face-Off. Hades then runs back downstairs possibly to pratice his aim. Death and Condor trying not to laugh at what they just witnessed.
"There's a bathroom over there"said Condor poiting to a door over in the corner of the room, then Condor leaves giggling. Death goes into the bathroom. Death returns from the bathroom wearing army green pants and a very tight green wife beater. He returns downstairs to the firing range seeing Condor and Hades talking.
"So do they fit good enough" asked Condor
"The pants do..but yo Hades, say Tedd Turner I just slashed your tires"asked Death.
"Tedd Turner I just slashed your tires"repeated Hades
"Raaa"yelled Death jokingly ripping the wife beater to shreads. "So were are my guns"asked Death
"Well what do you want"asked Condor
"Shotgun"replied Death enthusiastically
"Dude I have 15 different types of shotguns, your going to have to be a little more specific"said Condor
"Well let me see them"asked Death
"I'll be over here cleaning my guns"said Hades
"There's a table over, well, all the way over there"replied Condor. Hades went off with his guns.
"Come with me"said Condor as he walks over to an empty part in the middle of the warehouse and pulls out what looks like a remote control. Condor hits a button and a rack of guns lifts out of the ground revealing a large amout of shotguns. Death pulls a few out and checks them finally deciding on one.
"All take this one"said Death
"300 Defender, noice"said Condor
"Can you customize it for me" asked Death
"Sure, what do you want"asked Condor
"Wait, all pick all my guns then you can customize them for me"said Death
"K, what else do you want"asked Condor
"M-60"said Death. Condor pushes the rack of guns back into the floor with a loud click, and walks over to another empty section of the warehouse pushing a button to reveal a rack full of the more powerful weapons.
"Here you go"said Condor pulling an M-60 of the rack and handing it to Death."The problem with this type of gun is that is runs on chains of bullets and not clips, but I think I could rigg something up so that it isint a problem for you"
"Thanks man, thats it"said Death
"So what do you want done to them"asked Condor
"Just do some cool green design"said Death
"Cool, come back in a few days and all have then ready for you man"said Condor. Hades suddenly appears from seemingly out of nowere.
"You picked your s**t"asked Hades
"Ya, Condor's going to get it customized for me, we'll have to come back later for them"replied Death
'K, lets go theres a few more place's I need to go"said Hades as he walks away. They reach Hades's Celica.
"So what's your story"asked Hades as he gets into his car.
"Enh, I can't remember much"said Death "I remember having a misson, walking for a while, killing guys, gettin drunk, getting kocked out, and....."death pauses for a second, then his eys went narrow and focused, his hands became clenched, the he said as calmly as possible.
"Pat"
"Pat, Pat's the one who killed me, he tied me up and ripped my insides out"said Death
"ALL KILL THAT ********" Death yelled, he raised his hands as high as he could and attempted to smash the dashboard but is magically stopped.
"WOOOAAAHHH, this is the only car I have left, and I don't feel like walking"said Hades, he was obvioulsy the one who stopped Death from destroying his car.
"Don't worry man, we'll get him, well, you'll get him, just as much as I'll get Bryan"said Hades now with his eyes smoking red.
"Damn straight"said Death in a a serious tone "and dude you should really get that fixed"said Death in a more sarcastic tone.
"What"asked Hades curiously
"Your eyes were smoking"said Death
"So I guess it is true"said Hades
"What"asked Death
"While I was in the hospital, I got mad at a cop and he said he saw my eyes burn red"explained Hades
"So we both have someone to get even with"said Death. Hades parks the car in front of a little wood working store.
"Come one, got this last thing to do before we can go"said Hades looking at Death who seems to be bored and restless. They walk in, there is an assortment of wood chairs, tables, beds, and other wood furniture.
'Ehh, Heph hows it going"asked Hades looking at a man in a chair behind the counter, when Hades and Death actually reach the counter they realize the man named Heph is actually sleeping.
"Hey its Branson Lepage"said Death once he realized who Heph was.
"Ya but see now that I'm dressed like Hades and have all his powers I call all my friends by their character's name."explained Hades, Hades reached over the counter and taps Heph on the shoulder. Heph immediatley grabs Hades wrist, with Hephs hand on fire.
"It only works if you effected by fire"said Hades setting his whole arm on fire.
"Oh, sorry its just you man"said Heph
"No problem, I have a favor to ask you"said Hades
"It depends"said Heph
"I know you do metal working on the side, so I need you to make me these two things, I don't care how long it takes, but I want them"said Hades showing Heph two detailed prints of weapon designs.
"I'll see what I can do"said Heph
"Ok"said Hades, then turning to Death "K, we can go know" as he walks away. As they walk to Hades's car, Hades askes "Do you still have your house your mom left you, cause I smoked mine"
"Ya, but I don't have the key" explained Death
"Good enough, let's go" replied Hades as he gets to his car. They drive 20 minutes to the east side of town, driving up to a small project.
"Aw man this brings back some memories"said Hades getting out of the car.
"I havin't seen this place since I joined the army"said Death getting out aswell. Death walks up a few steps, the house or row of houses were on a sort of hill. Death opens the door, obviously breaking the lock.
"Its Canada, who's going to break in"said Hades sarcastically. They walk into the house, its painted bright yellow.
"Hum, still yellow" said Hades sitting down on the stairs leading upstairs to take off his knee high boots.
"Hey, I said it was the same way it was when I joined the army"said Death sarcastically.
"Hey, I left this place before you, so I though you might have changed it"said Hades putting his boots to one side of the hallway.
"Ya, cause I could do that without my mom kicking my a**"said Death
"And now your dead"said Hades laughing. The sound of Death going downstairs then, the sound of him hitting something and falling to the ground.
"Ah, ouch, my head"said Death giggling
"You alright" asked Hades appearing from the middle floor hallway.
"Ya, I'm fine" replied Death getting up and continuing on downstairs." I used to be able to walk under that gerder no problem"
"You finally grew"said Hades
"Eh, ******** you"replied Death realizing he was being made fun of.
"So were am I sleeping"asked Hades
"The floor"replied Death
"dam straight, your floors are like the softest thing I have ever sleep on"said Hades. Hades procedes to pull a few sleeping bags out and a pillow. Eventually Hades and Death get seddled and fall asleep.