He loves me he loves me!
I am overjoyed because of his love
He is big and tall and beautiful
He protects me from the monsters
And keeps them far, far away
I ask him his name but there's no reply
He is smiling but still, still, still!
I start to wonder for I am a curious child
I grab his hand and am given a p***k
I poke him in the eye and he does not flinch
I cry, cry, cry for the truth is revealed
He is but a toy! A mere wooden boy!
"Off with his head" I exclaim like the vailant Quenn
He is dead, dead, dead by my means
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