• He loves me he loves me!
    I am overjoyed because of his love
    He is big and tall and beautiful
    He protects me from the monsters
    And keeps them far, far away
    I ask him his name but there's no reply
    He is smiling but still, still, still!
    I start to wonder for I am a curious child
    I grab his hand and am given a p***k
    I poke him in the eye and he does not flinch
    I cry, cry, cry for the truth is revealed
    He is but a toy! A mere wooden boy!
    "Off with his head" I exclaim like the vailant Quenn
    He is dead, dead, dead by my means