• I saw a were-cow with a Chinese menu in his hand
    walkin through the streets of Barton in the rain.
    He was lookin for the place called Salon Durem, gonna get a big dish of Human chow mein.
    Chorus:
    Mow-ooooo, were-cows of Gaia
    Mow-oooooo (2x)
    Ya hear him Moo'n around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
    Little old lady got milked late last night, were-cows of gaia again.
    Chorus 2x
    He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Barton.
    Lately he's been overheard in The Zen Gardens.
    You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Logan.
    Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.
    Chorus 2x
    Well, I saw Gaia Sama walkin with the queen, snacking on the were-cows of gaia.
    I saw . Gaia Sama walkin with the queen, snacking on the were-cows of gaia.
    I saw a were-cow drinkin a Zurg Energy drink at Durem Depot
    And his hair was perfect.
    Mow-ooooooo, were-cows of Gaia
    Draw Milk