• You! You hypocrite! What do you know
    Of friendship and trust?
    You clearly don’t know me.
    You never knew me at all,

    Accusing me thus!
    You must have lost you marbles
    To falsely declare such things!
    This is the last straw,

    You bumbling blind baffling baboon,
    You have sparked a fire within me;
    An uncontrollable rage.
    I have no hope for you!

    Once you were the bee in my bonnet,
    I blame you for this anger;
    I’m as mad as a hornet!
    I crave to march right up to you.

    I’ll give you a piece of my mind.
    How could you even begin to dream
    Of us being buddies, besties, pals
    After that rollercoaster ride of a relationship?

    You ripped apart my heart numerous times,
    “I’m sorry” isn’t going to cut it this time, mister.
    Get down on you knees and plead
    Before you get my approval.