• Twelve Days of X-mas Remix

    On the first day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    One crazy cousin and a dysfunctional family.

    On the second day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the third day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and dysfunctional family.

    On the fourth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and dysfunctional family.

    On the fifth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the sixth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the seventh day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the eighth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Eight suckish carolers, seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the ninth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Nine babies wining, eight suckish carolers, seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the tenth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Ten annoying sisters, nine babies wining, eight suckish carolers, seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the eleventh day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Eleven relatives dancing, ten annoying sisters, nine babies wining, eight suckish carolers, seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

    On the twelfth day of X-mas a retard gave to me.
    Twelve presents opened, eleven relatives dancing, ten annoying sisters, nine babies wining, eight suckish carolers, seven ornaments falling, six bells are breaking, five choices of chores, four parents drinking, three dirty dishes, two lazy dogs, one crazy cousin, and a dysfunctional family.

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