• Me: Hahahaha!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Kisame: What?
    Me: I read a fanfic that hahahhahaa Sasori didn't have a hahahahaha peenis hahahahah **falls out of chair**
    Kisame: *sniggering*
    Me: Hahaha!! It gets better!! He ask Kakuzu...to attach one to him! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! *rolling on the floor laughing* rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
    Kisame: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!! *also falls on floor laughing*
    Me: Wait ahahha!! I'm not done!!! Then, when he dies in that Sakura battle thing...*bursts out laughing* Tobi finds the thing and squeezes it, thinking it's one of Sasori's battle weapons that can shoot fire. Zetsu tells him what it is... Tobi lost his innocence!!!! *laughing...and having trouble breathing*
    Kisame: *same as me*
    Sasori: What're you guys laughing about?
    Kisame & I: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sasori: *sigh* EL of Major Cosplay does not own the akatsuki.
    Me: HAAHHAHAHA!!!!!! BUT I OWN DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    To the Story~:

    It was a quiet day in the akatsuki... Not until Deidara came.. >o<
    Deidara: OMFJ DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT FRIGGN' DAY IT IS, UN?????!!!!!!!!!!!
    There was a silence.
    Itachi: ...Monday...
    Deidara: UCHIHA-BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY, UN~!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bouncing off the walls*
    Me: How does he do that?
    Sasori: I dunno.
    Deidara: WE NEED TO GET FIREWORKS DAMMIT, UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kakuzu: Well, you're not using my money.
    Deidara: *freezes, then scurries over to Kakuzu* *scary state* What was that, Kakuzu?
    Kakuzu: *is scared* Uh...take as much as you want! Eh...
    Deidara: LET'S GO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!! *drags me*
    Me: *mouths words* Help me.
    At firework place...
    Me: Hey Danna, let's get---
    Deidara: ZUMI-CHAN!!!! HELP ME WITH THESE, UN!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: *sigh* Okay...
    Kisame: Itachi, what do you think of-----
    Deidara: KISAME CARRY THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kisame: What? No, I will not--- *stuff is already in hands* What the--- How'd he do that?
    Itachi: I dunno.
    Deidara: MOMMY!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU PWEASE HELP ME WITH THESE????
    Konan: What the...?
    Pein: Do it yourself, Deidara.
    Deidara: *cuteness activate* Pweeeeeeease???? 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh
    Pein: Not the look! Konan, look away!!!!!
    Konan: Okay, Deidara-kun!!!! *carries stuff*
    Deidara: Hooway!!!! 4laugh
    Pein: She's affected. D:
    In the end of that scene, everyone had to carry something...except Deidara.
    Hidan: How the fuak are we going to put all these in the van?
    Deidara: Ooh!!!! I got an idea, un!!! *puts all the stuff in there, then drives away leaving the rest of the akatsuki behind*
    3...2...
    Hidan: DAMMIT MOTHERFUAKING SON OF A HELL b***h DIICK SUCKER ASSWIPE b*****d FUUCKING MANWHORE----
    Hidan has been disconnected
    Tobi: Where did Hidan-sama go?
    Me: Some---where~ over the rainbow~!
    Itachi: Way---- up high~!
    Everyone: *looks at Itachi*
    Itachi: What?
    Kisame: How're we going to get back to the base?
    Me: *smirk*
    Momentarilly...
    Me: Hee-yah!!!! Go, horsey, goooo~!!!!!!!! *hits with whip*
    Kisame: Ow!!!!
    Why, yes. They are all riding on Kisame.
    Kisame: Zetsu, stop knawing on my arm!!!!!!!!!
    Zetsu: Nomnomnomnom.
    At the base...
    Deidara: Hey, guys, un~!
    Us: *glare*
    Deidara: No need to be a hater~!
    Tobi: Tobi doesn't hate you, sempai... Tobi will love you forever... *peck on Deidara's cheek*
    Deidara: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP, HMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up*
    Tobi: *crashes through ceiling and is somewhere over the rainbow*
    Konan: DEIDARA!!!! NOT THE CEILING!!! REMEMBER LAST TIME!!!
    FlashBack:
    Deidara: *watching TV*
    Justin Bieber: Hey, Deidara.
    Deidara: KATSU!
    End Flash Back.
    Deidara: Let's go outside for the fireworks~!
    Outside...
    Me: *wraps arm around Deidara's arm* Hey, Dei---
    Deidara: *pushes me away* I'LL GET THE FRIEWORKS READY, UN!!!!!
    Me: *falls on ground* Ow. Is that all he cares about?
    Everyone else: Yup.
    Hidan: *appears* The fuaking leperacaun didn't give me his fuaking gold.
    Everyone: *sweat drop*
    Deidara: *lights up firework-thingy* TRUE ART!
    Sasori: LIES, DUMBA$S!!!!!
    Me: Everything is art, Danna...
    Sasori: Hmph...
    I shall narrorate what happens next...in rhyme.
    I shall say what happens next in song
    Deidara had set the firework up wrong
    It flew around through the akatsuki
    My, oh my how Hidan was unlucky
    The firework cut Hidan in half
    Making him let go of his three bladed staff
    The staff went toward Pein & Konan
    Giving them a cut, Pein starting a rant
    The firework burnt part of Kisame
    Zetsu chasing him, making Kisame run-ay
    It burnt part of Itachi's hair
    Then Kakuzu's cloak, making him bare
    The firwork blew up part of Sasori
    Then went up to the rainbow, toward Tobi

    Me: Oh, my Jashin... Is everyone okay???
    Everyone who got injured (which was everyone but Deidara & Mazumi): *groans*
    Deidara: That was...awesome, un!!!!!
    Everyone (even Tobi): *death glaring at Deidara*
    Deidara: Atleast you didn't get hurt, Zumi-chan. *wraps arm around my shoulder*
    Me: *punches Deidara...Sakura style oAo*
    Deidara: Zumi...
    Me: Biitch off.
    Blah, and in the end Mazumi healed everyone (except for Deidara). When everyone was healed, Deidara had to be the akatsuki's dog for a month. The end. >o<

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    Me: So hard tried to make it a non-drama. Luckily, I tried hard enough, and did not break up with Deidara. >o<
    Sasori: So...what were you and Kisame laughing at earlier?
    Me: Uh....coming Hidan~!
    Sasori: What the---Hidan didn't call for you! Come back here! *chases me*