• Me: Deidara!
    Deidara: Yes, my little rose? (obsessed with meh, 'member?)
    Me: I want ice cream!
    Deidara: There's some in the freezer.
    Me: Tobi ate it all! D:
    Deidara: Then let's go out to get some! biggrin
    Me: Yay! C'mon Danna!
    Sasori: Wut? razz
    Me: *already dragging him*
    At ice cream place...
    Kisame: *gives us ice cream* Here you go. (Why yes, he has a part time job as an ice cream man XD)
    Me: Danna! This ice cream tastes awesome! 4laugh
    Deidara: Lucky! Mine has hard nuts in it!
    Sasori: I don't think those are nuts...
    Me: ...toenails? D: (Kisame is obsessed with toenails, remember? X3)
    Deidara: eek *runs to bathroom*
    Orochimaru: *grabs me* Muahahahahaha.
    Me: *kicks him in balls* Ahhhh!!!!! Michael Jackson!
    Orochimaru: Owie! Dat hurted meh... cry
    Kabuto: *grabs me*
    Me: *kicks him in balls*
    Kabuto: *is not affected*
    Me: Why aren't you groaning?! D:<
    Kabuto: One thing: I don't have balls.
    Sasori & I: *cracking up*
    Kabuto: Why are you laughing?!
    Sasori & I: *still laughing*
    Kabuto: Forget this, I'm out. *leaves*
    Deidara: *comes back* What's so funny?
    Sasori & I: *walk away laughing*
    Deidara: What were they laughing at?
    Kisame: Your face. (BURN!)
    Deidara: Shuddup. ):<

    To be continued...

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    Me: Sorry it was short... sweatdrop
    Sasori: Well it is a half chapter...
    Me: Okay, since I don't have much to say... Stay tuned for THE RANDOM AKATSUKI CHAP. THREE!!!!!!!