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i enjoy long walks on the beach, eating your brain, flying in space ships, climbing trees, pretending that im flying a plane, baking snickerdoodles, being happy, eating waffles, stalking you, writing weird interests that have nothing to do with reality, telling people they have Herpagonasiphiaids type F, watching you sleep, eating walls, making weird noises, losing my ballance for no particular reason, and turning lights off and on as fast as i can because its fun. in my free time i continue stalking you, i also like to pretend that im a fence post, another thing i do in my free time i do a class on how to teach your pet extremely awkward child with retardation that its ok to be awkward and teaching fleas how to make salsa with apples and leafs from the endangered popsicle tree.
this is my info on Match.com, i love making fake acounts there...i think its really really funny.
- by Robotic Purple |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 11/09/2010 |
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- Title: READ THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!
- Artist: Robotic Purple
- Description: READ THIS OR I WILL EAT YOUR BABYS!!!
- Date: 11/09/2010
- Tags: read
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Comments (2 Comments)
- Watari_chan - 10/12/2011
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For the love- it's "herpahepagonasiphachlyamidiAIDSwartscrabs". If you're going to cram 4 STDs into one, you might as well use them all. Gawd. >:U
For extra effectiveness, improve your grammar. - Report As Spam
- CrescentVampireMoon - 07/13/2011
- I am about half this paragraph.....O.o
- Report As Spam