• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I was screaming my lungs out, and heres why I WAS BEING ATTACKED BY A FREAKEN MINOTAR!!! I had my sword ready I said "Eat this you ball of furry puke," now minotars were very hairy and they did smell like puke. He waved his mighty Axe and I swung my Golden Sword. It seems like we hit each other with two armed warheads, We were both flying while Tidus was stitting there eating pretzals. Wait...Pretzals? I didn`t know Spirits ate pretzals, but back to the fight. I was the first to get up, I ran with my Brown hair rushing in the wind I killed the freaken minotar. "You...little...nasty..." then just came vomit. It was a hot day and killing minotars realy dehydraites a guy. I was puking my stomach out as tidus was saying with a mouth full of pretzals "Foud withe gwout wera," I replied saying "What the heck?" He swaloed and said "Good fight out there," I was on the ground sleeping before he finished his sentence because I was so exausted. "They always faint," Tidus said carrying my unconsios body to my new room. One day later "Good god what happened to me?" a voice said "You killed a freaken minotar, duh." I said "Huh? Who said that?" It said again "Me Tidus," I replied with "Oh. Hey dude." I awoken and was exploring the camp I seemed to be at. I got a whole bunch of "Hey! You new here?" I gave them a "Shutup or i`ll kill you." Now your thinking "Hey stop having a poor attitude," well you know what I LOST EVERYTHING! But someone said "LOOK OUT NEW GUY!!!" I haden`t noticed I got struck by lightning.