• Your Mom. Oh, would you like some ice with that burn?

    Blondes have more fun ... BUT ... Burnetts remember it in the morning

    You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you!

    I'm NOT a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

    Yes, it did hurt when I fell from heaven. Thanks for asking smile .

    If you're gonna be two-faced... sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

    People like you are why people like me need medication!

    YOU should be in commercials... for birth control.

    What Happened? Did you wish for a big d**k and became one instead???

    I don't need your attitude... I've got my own!

    Making sense just isn't your thing, is it?

    I thought of you all day.. I was at the zoo.

    Does your mother know you're ouside without your helmet again?

    If I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong.

    Don't be fooled, I only act like I care.

    Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

    If your going to say something THAT stupid... you could at least fake a sttroke.

    If your heart was as big as your mouth, you'd be worth it.

    Have a nice day! Somewhere else!

    Is your brain turned off?

    Keep talking, I'm sure someday you'll say something intellegent.

    Whatever look you were going for... you missed!