• Once upon a time in Faraway land, Princess Alyana was captured by King Camille. The only way to save the princess was to find the long lost knight, Carrie, who swore to protect her. But there was a problem because Carrie was kept prisoner of the dark lord Kayla (who was really dark). Yet there was hope! Elena, Carrie's inturn who learned all the shxt carrie does, sets off to save her master. She was aided by her trusty cat, nekojanozawa, and so she went to the dark lord's castle.

    On their way, they were threatened by princess karla (who secretly ordered her father, Dark Lord Kayla, to capture the knight carrie for herself??!) and her large giant friend, Den-Den. In order to protect Elena, nekojanozawa unleashed her most powerful attack, THE FXGGOT STRIKE! Den-Den fell unconscious on the ground while princess Karla made her escape but vowed to get her revenge.

    Upon Den-Den's waking up she cried, "Shxt, mercy, shxt!" and pledged to join their noble quest. Soon, they reached the dark lord Kayla's gigantic o_O;; castle where the knight carrie was held captive. Elena knocked loudly on the Dark Lord's castle door and said, "My cat wishes to say something, So I quote in her words, 'Give back Carrie you Black assed FXGGOT!!'". Kayla, very disturbed by this, called her very trust worthy servant/fighter/maid Eden who came down with her army of butterflies. But, nekojanozawa friend them all with her fire ketchup breath and Eden who was wearing a butterfly/maid costume awoke from the dark Lord Kayla's Evil spell.

    Eden once again turned good but because of the butterfly gardens of doom-- it was so scary, that in there they found... The magical butterfly artist of Yaoi (yaoi - a japanese genre in manga that means BL or Boy Love. That's right boy to boy relationship. xD) TIN!

    Tin was making his evil (but amazing) yaoi manga that would go into the markets, over-priced! Meaning more money for evil Kayla's army to take over faraway Land! So it left Elena no choice but to take out her wallet full of gold coins and buy a yaoi manga (which she gave to nekojanozawa) so that Tin would let them pass! Still grumbling about having to spend money, they made their way up but were blocked by Princess Karla, this time, she had to her disposal the angry berserker king Yan-Yan!!

    They were doomed! Just in the nick of time, the Knight managed to get out of HIS cell so he and yan yan had a long duel that ended with carrie getting thrown out the window... Yan-yan won! But Elena, using her bargaining skills bribed Yan-yan into helping them by promising him free dark chocolate forever! On the ground carrie was swearing "You're all fags! Elena, fxck you! What took you so long, f*****t?! Why's he here?! He's a FXCKING FXGGOT! A MOTHER FXCKING FXGGOT, FAGS!!"

    So yeah, they ran away from the castle....Fags....In the forest, they see Eden, trying to pull herself together so they try to help Eden but in the confusion nekojanozawa suddenly disappeared! What could've happened to Nekojanozawa? Find out, in the next part of LUCIFER!!!