• Puff and d**k
    d**k: “Come, baby. Run, run! I SAID RUN WOMAN! Run and see!

    Jane: “Look up, Baby! Look up!”

    Baby: “Oooh bunny!”

    Jane: “OMG! You have the same attention span as a squirrel! Look up and see d**k! See d**k go up! d**k goes up,up,up,up,up,up,up,up,up…….

    Baby; “Just shut the crap up already! I’m not blind scream ! Oh, Look Jane! See d**k come down. See puff come down! Down, down, down! Oh, oh ,oh. See Them come down! See me kill you in your sleep! *Catty Smirk*


    Spot and the balls
    d**k: “Yo, Jane. Come and Play. Come and play ball.

    Jane: “Oh, Dicky-d**k. I cannot find my balls.”

    d**k: “YOUR WHAT????? eek ”

    Jane: “Come d**k, come. Come and find the balls.”

    d**k:” I see it! I see the big ball!”

    Jane: ”GAWD d**k!!!! I want the little ball NOT the big ball! Find me the little ball or somebody is gonna wake up under water! evil ”

    d**k: *gulps* “Uh.. Um ok. Look, Jane. I can find the big ball and Spot can find the little ball! confused ”

    Baby: “Oh, oh. See spot run! See Spot swallow that squirrel whole! Spot is so funny! ISN’T HE?!

    d**k: “Yeah pretty funny, hehe…



    Spot helps Baby
    Baby: “Look, Spot, look. NO not over there you dumb dog! Over there! Can you see my finger I sure can see it! That’s better! Go find d**k and Jane! Go, Spot, go! Go ,Spot! Go find d**k and Jane! OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE! *Grabs wooden spoon*

    Spot: *Whimpers*

    Baby: “Oh,oh,oh. Spot can find d**k and Jane! Spot can help Baby. *Puts hand over mouth only letting camera see* Although just not a very good listener!”

    Mother: “Baby, get out of the middle of the highway!!!”

    Baby: “Ooooh. Duck!