Weird, gross, but funny joke.

• Artist: CrazyRach2013
• Description: Yet another joke my friends bro thought off n wanted me to post it on here. Hope u like it. I thought it was kinda gross.
  
  We were in art when he told us this i didnt find it tht funny but everyone else was laughing there heads off. Then again i sit next to a bunch of boys. No really im like the only grl out of 5 boys.
• Date: 02/22/2009
• Tags: weird gross funny joke

There was a husband n a wife. The husband always farted alot n the wife says "Honey if u dont stop farting ur gonna end up farting all ur guts out" Then the husband goes "Dont worry it will stop" well it never did so one day the husband was upstairs thinking n the wife was down stairs making turkey for dinner. She got an idea. So she took all the turkey guts n put them down the Husbands pants. After a couple minutes or so she heard a scream. She sat there snickering n then got a secong though. "u know hes old so he could of had a heart attack." She went over to the stairs n say the husband wlk down stairs with to bloody fingers. He goes "u were right i did fart my guts out, but thx to these two fingers i was able to put them all back in"

Comments

[XxAwesomeHannahxX]

Kay that's funny!

[CrazyRach2013]

*twich twich* its not my joke.... im serious.. dont piss me off and i didnt find it all tht funny either >.> i found it rly gross... but they still laugh about it... stupid boys >.<

[hazuinf]

nice story, but i find it hard to beleev u just wanted an excuse to post your own joke, which wasnt all too funni.

[Beyonca_Hunter]

that was oddly funny 4/5

[Baby_Britinx3]

oh my god!!! your a loser :]

[NoNo Nope]

kinda sick me different from other people (nasty)