• (part 1, December 20th 20--)


    ********, another christmas at aunt Belinda's. My parents always go on some exotic vacation and we stay with theoh so fan ******** tasticlyaunt of ours.
    She lives out in the middle of nowhere and she blocks out all the good channels on TV. She put blocks on all programs that have violence, language, sex, flirtacious crap, and no educational value. I guesss my five year old sister Danny enjoys that. Aunt belinda HATES me. Every year she makes me buy myself a gift and Danny a gift. She gives me the car, $350 for Danny's gift and 10 for mine. I hate that b***h. She beats me, makes me sleep in the guest room where there is a big friggin' hole in the ceiling so i freeze. And where does Danny sleep? in front of the warm, cozy fire. Then comes christmas and danny gets my gift and like a hundred more from Belinda. The whore every year gives me ahersheys bar from halloween. Then Danny brags "Oh look, (bleep) i got a new barbe doll while you get that crummy old candy bar. Then she usually swipes it and eats it in the middle of the night. Well, we're her now. I reluctantley get out of the car and the first thing i here is "DDAANNNNY!!!!!! come here you silly little girl u!" Geez, Belinda gets fatter and uglier every year. Now she is as big as Shamu her black hair is so friggin' stringy and she has pimples all over her pig face. and then fat little danny runs up and givees Belinda hug. Tch. When mom and dad leave Belinda lets Danny play on the new slide she bought while i bring our crap inside. Belinda is there to greet me. "You little asswipe", she says, "what are you listening to?" Then faster than i can say ******** off she tears my ears phones out and listens to my $75 Metallica Anthology CD that i spent all summer working for."What horrible sound is this?!?!." She screams. "I can't believe you listen to this s**t!!!!!!" then she pulls out a hammer and destroys my $65 CD player, my $30 Skull Candy headset and my CD. Meh, she destroys my crap allof the time.




    (part 2 X-mas eve 20--)




    Yay Belinda gotsome bozo to pretend to be santa for Danny. Hooray.
    The guy comes inand gives danny a ******** IPOD. And the b*****d gives me some coal. Anyway the guy stays while danny and I go get ready for bed. Then, came the scream. Iran down to see what happened and Belind lay downon the ground her face frozen with fear. Dead. She was chopped in half and had several lacerations on her hed. HOLY ********!!!!!!! next to her i saw a paper with the word "Naughty" written on it. s**t. I went up thestairs to get Danny but i found her dead too. Her frozen face said one thing "Santa,Why?"
    That was when i realized that this ******** psycho and killed those that he thought were naughty. Holy ******** nuts. I ran out to the car and good ol' Saint. Nick was there waitingfor me with a blood chainsaw and a bloodied axe on the ground. He asked "Ho, Ho, Ho!!! Have you been naughty this year?" then he charged at me. the chainsaw barley missed me. then i ran for the axe but sant stomped on my back before i could get it. i then used my hands to break his foot to free myself. i forgot the axe and ran inside but, santa had already thought of that because he set up a bear trap right in front of the phone. I fell for it and was stuck then came came santa. While he was cutting me up he sneered "Ho, Ho, Ho". All that i saw before i died was a christmas tree sprayed deep red.