• Project R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X.

    Episode 4

    Scene 1

    Narrator:
    YO YO YO YO!!! Welcome back dudes! We last left off when ricetatix was being all innocent going to school on the first day and then some crazy foo tried to attack him and stuff!! So yeah!! GO RICETATIX!!!

    (Opening theme plays)

    End.

    Scene 2

    Setting: School Campus. Ricetatix and Celeon were about to fight. Others watching to see what happens.

    Celeon:
    Just because you’s a freshman doesn’t mean I’m going easy.

    Ricetatix:
    Heh… I’m good. Lets go, yo!

    Snap By Slipknot plays. Celeon punches 15 times. Ricetatix blocks some but 4 of them hit.

    Ricetatix:
    Ow… 9 hits…

    Niyashi:
    …. It was only 4 hits…

    Ricetatix:
    … Oh….

    Fight continues. Ricetatix kicks. Celeon blocks and counters with his own kick. Ricetatix falls.

    Ricetatix:
    Ow! Man… You are good.

    Celeon:
    Heh I know I know… (Chuckles)

    Narrator:
    (Cough) Conceited!

    Ricetatix:
    But not good enough…

    Celeon:
    Wha?

    Ricetatix runs towards celeon. Celeon throws a right hook. Ricetatix isn’t there.

    Celeon:
    What th-

    Interrupted by an uppercut of ricetatix. Celeon gets thrown in the air. Ricetatix jumps and kicks him down. Crowd woahs.

    Celeon:
    GAH!!!

    Ricetatix:
    That’s it?

    Celeon:
    (Gets up) Hell naw!

    Celeon kicks. Ricetatix blocks and counters with a punch.

    Celeon:
    Gawd dammit!! (Gets out one of his katanas)

    Runs toward ricetatix.

    Ricetatix:
    Oh crap! (Gets out his SMG‘s)

    Shoots. Celeon deflects the bullets. Principal comes out with security.

    Principal Wayote (Way-oat):
    Stop this meaningless fighting right now!!

    Narrator:
    Principle Wayote. Yet another project from the government. He’s the eldest of all the other projects. His age 52 years old. His powers and abilities are unknown. So far… He’s the wisest of the elders. He has green eyes, his hair gray… So ya… I don’t anything else… LEAVE ME ALONE!!!


    Celeon:
    Crap it’s the principal. (Puts swords away fast)

    Music stops. Ricetatix puts guns away.

    Ricetatix:
    Oh good morning sir. (Bows)

    Wayote:
    Ah you must be the new student. Welcome to DJ High. It’s an honor to meet you. (Bows)

    Ricetatix:
    I have policies… I want to be respected just like all the others. I don’t want to be treated like a famous celebrity…

    Wayote:
    Of course sir. Would you like to take a tour around the school?

    Ricetatix:
    Um sure… But can my friends Niyashi and Christina come?

    Wayote:
    I’m sorry but I also need to speak with you privately…

    Ricetatix:
    Aww… Okay…

    Wayote and ricetatix leave. Crowd breaks up.

    Niyashi:
    Where they going?

    Christina:
    I don’t know…

    Celeon pops up behind them.

    Celeon:
    (Smoothly) You ladies free tonight?

    Niyashi:
    I pass…

    Christina:
    Me too

    Both leave.

    Celeon:
    Dammit…

    Camera fades

    End of scene.

    Scene 3

    Setting: Cafeteria. 7:23 a.m. ricetatix and Wayote are sitting at the table talking.

    Wayote:
    Do you know the reason why the government sent you here?

    Ricetatix:
    No… Why?

    Wayote:
    (Whispers) You’re here to eliminate all the other projects here…

    Ricetatix:
    WHAT!? No I wasn’t! I was sent here cause of legal standards!

    Wayote:
    Hush… I’m sorry son… but you are… Governor Sedrick informed me with everything. Enemy governors did the same thing…

    Ricetatix:
    So… I’m supposed to just kill all the unwanted projects?

    Wayote:
    Positive.

    Ricetatix:
    (Sighs) How many?

    Wayote:
    Over 49 and still counting…

    Ricetatix:
    WHAT THE HELL!!!??? How am I, which is sexy, going to defeat that many!!!???

    Wayote:
    Anyway you want.

    Ricetatix:
    H-! Wait … Seriously?

    Wayote:
    You can destroy them any way you want but just don’t pull so much attention to yourself… And if you die… Everyone’s memory bout you will be erased…

    Ricetatix:
    … Wow… That’s kinda messed… But I think I can handle this.

    Wayote:
    Well I hope you do cause it’s almost time for class. You better get going. Here’s your classes.

    Hands ricetatix his schedule.

    Ricetatix:
    DANG IT!! Kay. See ya!

    Ricetatix runs out of the cafeteria.

    Camera Fades.

    End of scene.

    Setting: 1st period. Biology. Ricetatix made it to the classroom just on time. Bell rings. All the kids turn to see who came in. ricetatix walks up to the teacher.

    Mr. Kastraf:
    A new student, I assume?

    Ricetatix:
    Yes sir. (Hands his schedule)

    Kastraf reads. Notices his name. Smiles and gives him back his schedule.

    Kastraf:
    Nice to meet you, ricetatix. Why don’t you sit over there by Kanye West.

    Ricetatix:
    (Shocked) KANYE WEST IS HERE!!!??? (Looks around the class)

    Kastraf:
    Naw I’m just kidding HAHAHAHA!!!

    Ricetatix:
    Oh… How did you know I’m a Kanye West fan?

    Kastraf:
    The jacket you are wearing…

    Ricetatix:
    Oh…

    Kastraf:
    So why don’t you sit over there by Destiny. Destiny raise your hand.

    Destiny raises hand.

    Kastraf:
    There you go.

    Ricetatix:
    Okay. (Goes to the desk)

    Kastraf:
    Okay. Lets continue with the day.

    Destiny:
    Hi (smiles)

    Ricetatix:
    Yo.

    Destiny:
    Haven’t seen you around at all… You new in town?

    Ricetatix:
    Oh… No not really… Just I haven’t been out much… (Eye color changes orange)

    Kastraf gets a gun out

    Destiny:
    Oh… What’s wrong with your ey-

    Ricetatix:
    EVERYONE GET DOWN!!

    Gun fires were shot. Then people were screaming and ducking and running out of the class. Ricetatix flips a desk and hides behind it.

    Destiny:
    What the hell is going on!?

    Ricetatix:
    Shiiiiit… I don’t know… you tell me…

    Ricetatix gets his hand SMG’s out and loads them.

    Ricetatix:
    Here goes nothing…

    All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot plays.

    Ricetatix:
    Okay lets go!!

    Ricetatix gets up and starts shooting. Kastraf turns into a strange red creature with spikes on his back.

    Ricetatix:
    What the hell?

    Kastraf knocks ricetatix into the air. He jumps and grabs ricetatix and throws him to the ground.

    Ricetatix:
    (coughs blood) GAH!!

    Kastraf’s hands turn into spike swords.

    Ricetatix:
    s**t…

    Ricetatix gets up in time to dodge. Kastraf growls. Ricetatix aims and starts shooting. Bullets are deflected.

    Ricetatix:
    ********…

    Ricetatix starts running, reloading his guns.

    Ricetatix:
    I knew I should’ve brought a freakin’ sword…

    Kastraf appears in front of him.

    Ricetatix:
    s**t! (Slides through his legs and turns to shoot again.) Come on come on!!

    Bullets are deflected.

    Ricetatix:
    Okay this sucks…

    Ricetatix gets tackled down by Kastraf.

    Ricetatix:
    Hm… (Puts gun in Kastraf’s mouth and starts shooting)

    Blood splatters. And Kastraf gets off of ricetatix. Blood is pouring from his mouth.

    Ricetatix:
    Heh… (Gets his special handgun that shoots like a shotgun and starts shooting) DIE b***h!!! DIE!!!

    Kastraf is groaning in pain. Blood spraying and pouring everywhere. Ricetatix gets his SMG’s and shoots Kastraf in the face.

    Ricetatix:
    (Eyes are red) DIE!!! (Smiles with pleasure) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE YOU SHITBAG!!! (Keeps shooting) DIE!!!

    Blood sprays like crazy.

    Ricetatix:
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Keeps shooting)

    Blood pours. Kastraf is already dead. Music stops.

    Ricetatix:
    Nya… (Panting) Heheheheh… That’s right!! W-w-w-west side! (Eye turns back to yellow) Hah… not bad for the first day of school right?

    Narrator:
    So true… We’ll continue at the next episode!!! WOOT!

    End of scene