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The Story
Once upon a time there was a boy who didn't like to eat his green vegetables. He only liked fruits, but not the green ones. He hated every vegetable in the world. There was a day when he was at school and a bully came up to him. The bully shoved Brocolli in the boys face, the boy cried and cried until the cows came home. He didn't know what to do. After a week or so, he ran away from home. He started a new life and changed his name to Kazu.
Kazu loved to draw anime segments, one of his best was Yukarie. he loved to make games too, his job was a janitorial duty, but that didn't stop him from being creative. Kazu worked at Mic-E-D's and worked his way up to cashier. He quit because he was about to get fired for drawing on the job. He applied for college at DeVry. He got in and took classes on art and game programming/designing. His teachers were pleased with his achievments and Kazu got an A+ in almost every other class as well as art and designing.
CHAPTRE 1
=December 25, 3137 0600 hours military time
=Kazu's house
Kazu: Hmm..... What should I do today?
???: Draw me a painting Kazu!
Kazu: Huh? Who dat.
Gina: It's me silly willy, gina!
Kazu: Oh hoho
Gina: First, lets go to school. We can't be late again or we'll be expelled!
Kazu: Alright, i just gotta gets this thang in my room, i'll be out in a second.
Gina: Hurry ups.
Kazu's Mom: Hurry or you'll be late. You know what happened last time don't you?
Kazu: Yeah moms, I know, I'm going right know.
The two head onto school, they are running late, as usual. They have just enough time to get there without being marked late because homeroom doesn't count, it's just to rest up. Kazu is walking alongsid of Gina, as Gina starts a conversation with a crude, but friendly remark.
CHAPTRE 2
=December 25, 3137 0700 hours military time
=Road to School
Gina: About time you got finished with that thang.
Kazu: Well, i just got my art together.
Gina: You're good at it aren't you? You're the best I know at anime segments.
Ataki: HEY KAZU!!! Wait For Meeeee eeeee......
Kazu: Alright, quit that yelling at me!
Gina: Hey Ataki, whats up. Don't you usually take the bus?
Ataki: I missed it. I woke up a half hour late.
Kazu: Well, let's go then, we still got time to get to school on time.
Gina: 17 minutes until the bell rings for homeroom, we don't need to be there for that.
Kazu: Yea, we just slip into the side door and we're in the clear.
Ataki: You guys think like ninjas, are you ninjas?
Kazu: Nope, i'm a level 14 Samurai.
Gina: Yeah, level 11. What are you?
Ataki: I'm level 13 Beast Lord.
Gina: Wow, you guys are like , 2 levels higher than me, I need to play over the vacation.
Kazu: Level 11 is good, it's only 3 levels.
Ataki: Well, i'm going to play all day. All night. All day. All night. all day. All.....
Gina: Alrighto Then, I think we get the point!
Kazu: Theres school, we gots to get there fast.
Gina: Run over their lawn then, LOL.
Ataki: Who says LOL, everyone says ROFL now-a-days.
CHAPTRE 3
=December 25, 3137 0800 hours military time
=Just In Time
Kazu: Yeah! we made it just in time.
Gina: We better get to class before the bel rings though.
Ataki: Alright, see you next block.
Kazu + Gina: See ya.
Gina: We better run to class.
Kazu: Fast walking would be best so we don't get caught.
Gina: Alright, but hurry to class.
School Bell: RING, RING, ... RING, RING, ...
Gina: Just in time.
CHAPTRE 4
=December 25, 3137 0800 hours military time
=Social Studies is Boring
Teacher: Chapter 17 - Inperialism, Nationalism, and Unification, that's todays lesson!
Kazu: This is boring already.
Teacher: In 1853 U.S. Naval Official Matthew Parry sailed warships into a Japanese harbor.
Kazu: ZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzz.......
Teacher: He demanded that the Japanese authorities accept a letter from the U.S president, demanding that Japan open treaty ports. In 1854 Japan opened its ports to trade.
Clock: 0100 hours pass by.
Gina: wake up, wake up, ...... Wake Up, Wake up.......
Kazu: ??huh?? Oh, class is over already.
Gina: yeah, we gotta go to Science now, let's go.
Kazu: Social Studies is truly the most boring class of all times.
School Bell: Ring RING ri RIng,.....
Gina: Hey Ataki, I see you're on time today, atleast one day a week isn't too bad.
Ataki: oh shushya moufety.
Kazu: no one says Moufety anymore, LMAO.
Ataki: Well i do so, bizzam.
Gina: lets skip science.
Kazu: Hurry before the teacher sees us then.
The three skipped out on the amazing class of Science, they went to the back of the school and fell asleep. Noone found them and they woke-up at 1300 hours. They ere well rested and.....
CHAPTRE 5
=December 25, 3137 1300 hours military time
=Anime Segments
Gina: Lets do an anime segment!!
Kazu: Great idea.
Ataki: I'm in too.
CHAPTRE 6
=December 25, 3137 1500 hours military time
=Oh Yeah, Christmas
Gina, Kazu, and Ataki went home and prepared for a suprise that would be death defying to the human eye. It's a holiday nobody will ever forget in a million years, ever.
Gina: Merry Christmas Kazu, and here Ataki.
Kazu: AW-SOME, new sketching and painting materials.
Ataki: Woah, 500 E-Points, my Beast Lord will get massive skills now!
Kazu: Here Gina! Ataki!
Gina: Oooh, ruby earring, thank you!
Ataki: Tickets to ASSES OF FIRE, YEYAYIZEAA!!!
Ataki: AND here Kazu, Gina.
Kazu: 250 E Points and Blade Rush Lv.3, YEAH.
Gina: Gold Kunia, x5 Silver Kunai, and Lv.2 Minminmin, Thank you!
Kazu: Thank you both.
Ataki: Awsome gifts,
Gina: Where is your mom Kazu
Kazu: In da kitchen bakin the shiznit!
Ataki: Oh, yeah. The Shiznit is goooood!!!
Gina: Whats a shiz-nit??
Ataki: steak covered in turkey gravy, seasoned to the max, salted, lemoned, grapejuiced, and parmesan cheesed.
Kazu: You forgot the Injection of A2 steak sauce, it's INSIDE the steak.
Ataki: oohh yea, thats the Shiznit.
Gina: Is there non- meat foods in your mothers cooking??
Kazu: Well, theres Chicken Ceaser Seasoned Gravy, Grand Salad, Not much meat, AND it's mm mm mm mm toasty. LOL.
Ataki: I'm more for the Shiznit, but thats good too.
Kazu: Sides of apple pie, pumpkin pie, Cashews, Pineapples, Seasoned carrot Sticks, Motzorella Bread, Square pizza with like 7 toppings, and Cranberies. Thats pretty much everything i think.
Ataki: MMmmmm..... .. My mouth is watering just thinking of it.
Gina: Wow, me too.
CHAPTRE 7
=December 25, 3137 1600 hours military time
=The Best Shiznit EVER!!
Kazu's Mom: Hey Kazu, it's time to eat, your friends are free to join us. Your aunts here, grampa, grandma, cousins too.
Kazu: MOM!
Kazu's Mom: Yeah hunny?
Kazu: I want you to meat Gina, my girlfriend. Gina this is my mom, Lylia.
Lylia: Hello Gina, nice to meet you.
Gina: Nice toi meet you too.
Lylia: Lets eat, your free to join us too Gina, We have plenty of food to go around.
Gina: Thank you, i'll join you then. I already had a breakfast for Christamas, so I can stay.
Everyone goes to the dinner table filled with a wide variety of scrumposhous foods and a good array of beverages.
Lylia: Alright, lets dig in.
Gina: the food looks wonderful, Ms. Lylia.
Kazu: yeah mom, this shiznit i sthe best shiznit you've made so far.
Ataki: yes, the best Ms. Lylia.
Kazu's Aunt: I'd love this recipe if your willing to pass it out after dinner, it tastes great.
Grandma: Wel, it's not as good as mine but i guess a 8.5/10 will do just fine.
Grandpa: Oh quoit thinking your so good and enjoy the great food.
Lylia: Thank you everyone, o try to do my best.
Kazu: well you've suceeded, pretty much every other year too.
Lylia: thanks hunny.
Everyone enjoyed a grade A meal, leftovers you say? There weren't any leftovers, none at all. Everything was so good it was eaten almost instantly. Leftovers the next day was never the question after Lylia's christmas dinner, not even once. Ever since she was 7 she loved to cook meals, HER mom helped Lylia out with her lessons, and she managed to go to a good college for cooking.
CHAPTRE 8
=December 25, 3137 1900 hours military time
=Say Hello
Gina: Alright, I guess i'll get home now.
Kazu: I'll walk with you.
Ataki: Well, then i'm in too.
Kazu: Let's go.
After a whil eof vigorous walking skills.
Gina: OK, were here, Bye.
Ataki + Kazu: See you tomorrow.
Ataki: I guess i'll head home too, see ya.
Kazu: Ok see you tomorrow too then.
After a few minutes of vigorous walking skills, Kazu bumps into a level 12 Priest.
Kazu: Hey, you're a priest, right?
???: yeah, only level 12 though.
Kazu: Coo, i'm a level 14 Samurai. Why you join us on Riporoo floor 35 tomorrow.
???: Ok. i'll be there i guess. And by the way, I'm Rykyu.
Kazu: Nice to meet you.,
Rykyu: you too. I gotsta get home, i guess i'll see you on floor 35.
Kazu: Alright, bye.
CHAPTRE 9
=December 25, 3137 2200 hours military time
=Sleeping is the Funnest
Kazu: I'm home mom!!
Lylia: Just in time for bed too. LOL
Kazu: I'm tired , good night mom!
After 2 hours of vigorous sleeping skills, Kazu has a massivedream of level 100 Garonko. Thats the best dungeon and floor.
Kazu: ZZZ zzz zzz DREAM TIME!!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTRE 10
=December 25, 3137 0600 hours military time
=Morning's Coming
Lylia: KAZU!!! BREAKFAST TIME!!!
Kazu: Morning already?
Lylia: Hurry before it gets cold hun hun. I made bacon and eggs, and toast.
Kazu: MMMmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . .
The telephone rings three times, Kazu's mom answers it, BAM, Ataki is on the other end.
Ataki: Hello, is Kazu there?
Lylia: Yea, just a minute.
Ataki: ok, Ms. Lyilia.
Lylia: KAZU, ITS YOUR FRIEND, ATAKI!!!
Kazu: ughh. . . . he always calls just when i'm getting up, this morning is no different.
Ataki: HEY, are you gonna be online today? I am , goin' to level 40 if you're goin on.
Kazu: Yeah, i'm gettin' online today, OH, I met someone else who could help us out, he's a priest, healing abilities should come well on this journey. Were meeting on Riporoo floor 35. If he can make it there then he's worthy to join up, you think?
Ataki: Yeah, i always get low on HPafter a fight with a few Margorocks.
Kazu: Be on in about an hour, i gotta eat breakfast.
Ataki: Alright, i'll be waitin'. see ya.
Kazu: byez.
Kazu eats breakfats for a good 45 minutes, vigorously eating with his skills. He then calls Gina to see if she is awake.
RING x4
Gina: Hello?
Kazu: Hey Gina, hows it goin'
Gina: oh, hey Kazu, i'm good, just eatin' breakfast.
Kazu: ok, i just got finished. Anyways, i just thought i'd tell you that if you're online today, meet us on Riporoo floor 35, i got a new member to introduce you to.
Gina: Ok, i'll be on in a few, gotta get fresshened up, ok?
Kazu: alright, see you then, bye!
Gina: Bye Kazu!
Kazu washes up from break fast vigorously using his "put those dishes away" skills that his mother tought him when he was about 6. After a while(aproximately 110 minutes) he gets to the computer and turns it on.
CHAPTRE 10
=December 26, 3137 0830 hours military time
=Members of Hiru
Online- Ataki went online to level up a bit, he encountered a MARGOROCK, a devastating rock golemn, in the path to Riporoo Floor 20.
Online- As Ataki was being attacked , Kazu was running towards the MARGOROCK, slashing him to his knees, though not killing the beast.
Online- After a while Gina went online only to be cought in the midst of a rain battle, a rain battle is when a ruled riot starts, and the rules are simple, only flying attacks, no melee, no items. She ws stranded at Riporoo floor 5, though it was easy for a normal run through.
Gina tried to avoid all the "Rain", but was struck by a Winged Slayer Lv. 4. It dealt 7300 damage and Gina was sent, dissapointed, back to the waiting area.
Kazu: In the heat of battle , now this is fun.
Ataki: Hey, Kazu! I heard that a rain battle has started, I hope Gina wasn't cought in it.
Kazu: Oh yea, i forgot about that, I hope she wasn't either.
MARGOROCK: Land Break Lv. 2!!!
While Ataki and Kazu were tallking amongst themselves the MARGOROCK casted a level 2 land break, a powerful charge skill. around 2300 damage to both sent them back to the waiting area as well as Gina.
Gina: hey Kazu and Ataki!
Kazu: What happened to you, your in ovrekill?
Gina: Winged slayer Lv. 4, thats what happened, it went raining all over me. 7000 dmg.
Ataki: Ooohh, thats gotta hurt , being rained 7000 dmg!
Kazu: alright , we get it.
Gina: What happend to you?
Ataki: LAND BREAK LV. 2, thats what happened, a MARGOROCK BEAT that shiznit strait out of us!!!
Kazu: Ok, ok, it did about 2000, i was talking to Ataki over here who distracted me!
Gina: well, we better get going if we want to meet the new kid!
Ataki: YEAH, lets get movin so we can get there before him, or he'll smack us in the face with VICTORY or I GOT HERE FIRST LOSERS.
Kazu: No he won't, he's not like that.
Male Ninja: SELLING Lv. 2 Blade Rush, 80 E points
Ataki: Ooo, you should buy that Kazu, its 100 E points at the Store.
Kazu: Over here, i'll buy it. 80 E points is a good deal.
Male Ninja: Alroight, thnx.
Female Archer: Selling Archanian Bow 1200g, F. Archery 2100
Kazu: alright, lets get going then!
Gina: good idea, this place is getting crowded.
After a while of fighting lv 2 piglimbs, lv 3 florescas and lv 2 bunnyions, they made it to floor 30 where they spotted some major skillz. I think you can call those "Skillz that Killz" LOL one lv 2 Squire woopin' ai-ss, against 3 florescas and a bunnyion, dodging like theres no tomorrow. He did only 15 damage, but that wasn't stopping him from "bringing it on". He brought it so much, the enemies cried like little girls whod just had their bikes stolen.
Kazu: Hey, you, were di you learn to fight like that?
???: Hmph, rude as ever. You ask me questions as if you know me!
Ataki: i'm Ataki, and this is Gina, and Kazu. I am astounded by your skillz to killz.
???: Much better, i see your friend here has manners, I shall sya this, I AM THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF RIPOROO, AH hahahahaHAAaaaa. . . .
Kazu: Awsome, but you don't have to laugh.
Gina: Yes, but who are you.
???: La'tier, that is my name.
Gina: cool, you wanna join our clan?
La'tier: Hmm, it will boost my REP to be in a clan, i'll be guessin' Yea.
Kazu: alright, we're goin to floor 35, meet us there if you want in, k?
La'tier, yes, I will be there before you can say, OVERLORD!!! Muah hahahahaaaa.
Ataki: f r e a k y.....
Gina: Alright let's go then.
CHAPTRE 11
=December 26, 3137 1030 hours military time
=Death is the way to go
meanwhile, on floor 35, a new creature sturs the air with dark solitude. A creature so devastating it wreaks of death to all player under level 20, or so they say!
Kazu: Well, we're here, floor 35.
Ataki: Hey look, look at the air in that room, it looks like black fog!
Gina: Uhmmm, I don't think we should go in there, guys!
Ataki: Nonsense, lets go see whats up in dat room, maybe its a fairy with 5HP
Kazu: Well, i guess we could just look.
Rykyu: I wouldn't do that if i were you, the game makers decided that levels past 35 should be of limits to newbs so they put a creature that resembles death, it would attack anyone under level 20.
Kazu: well, i wanna see this, but i don't want to fight it, lets just peek.
Gina: i guess we could go in and peek?
Ataki: Psht, we gotta kill that thing, lets get movin!!
La'tier: AHhahahahaaaa, I shall destroy this "Death" with only a level 7 Small Sword.
Ataki: what is he crazy?
Kazu: that takes care of a distraction so we can meet in that spawn point.
Gina: We'd have to move fast if we want to get past that thing!
Rykyu: I guess if you have about 25Mov, then you could run past, but i couldn't garuntee.
Kazu: I have 25Mov.
Ataki: I have 25Mov too.
Gina: I've got 35Mov, i'll be fine.
Rykyu: I'll be fine though priests only get 20Mov.
La'tier: Hahahaha!!! I have 30Mov, but i won't use it to run like cowards.
Rykyu: You're the most stubborn old woman i've seen throughout Riporoo, you do realize that don't you?
La'tier: Stubborn am I? I'll show you just who's got the skillz around here.
La'tier jumps into battle with his Lv. 7 Small Sword, dashing through the snow, oh wait, theres no snow on Riporoo! Though he has not enough attack to deal any damage over 1, he still sticks to his flawless plan, duck and weave. or in this case hit and run, literally. After a few run ins he has taken the beast to a mere 340HP, everyone glaring with jealousy. He is truly the most skillful player in all of Riporoo and maybe even all the servers.
Rykyu: Such a showoff brother.
Kazu: Thats your brother??? :O
=December 26, 3137 1230 hours military time
=Hiru's Vast Expansion
Kazu: damn!!! He's skillz right there.
Gina: That made no sense, but he's very skilled.
Ataki: DAYEMS MAN!!!
Rykyu: *sigh* you always do this in online games.
La'tier: *slash* *slice & dice* *Miss*
Kazu: Wow, he actually WON!!
Rykyu: He's just a big show off.
Ataki: well, he shows it off good.
Kazu: *clears throat* Ahem. . . we should get going to the clans spawn point then!
Gina: Yeah, good ideaz.
After total whoopage in the 35th floor, Kazu, and the Hiru's went to the spawning point of their sacred clan. They could create team mate monasters, and build their skills, and donate E Points for clan upgrades. All their clans points went to the leader, but he/she couldn't spend them on themselves. They donated just enought to get them all a level 1 pet, that would either be a Flkorisca lv. 1 or a Dominog Lv. 1, or a Aerowind Lv. 1. Since La'tier didn't wan tone, it worked out perfectly. Rykyu and La'tier signed up for 10 E Points and joined thy clan of HIRU!!
La'tier: AH hahahahahahahaaaa!!! My REP will boost now, it should be atleast 20% already.
Rykyu: REP is nothing, its just a random rank on how many enemies you've killed and based on levels it goes up more.
Gina: Well, i got 3%, what about you Kazu, Ataki?
Kazu: I have 5%.
Ataki: I have only 4%.
Gina: Hye, la'tier, your REP is only 1%, it seems you're not that good! LOL
La'tier: RRrrrrr.. . .. . .. that fires me up, i'm ready to kick sum balls in da face now!!
Gina: I'm ready I'm redy I'm ready!
Kazu: Ready? Ready for what Gina?
Ataki: we need to plan something, like a clan war or something!
Rykyu: It seems that woul dbe possible, considering that the Diablos are intimidating quite a lot.
Kazu: The Diablos, a force to be reckoned with. As a mattr of fact, that's why i've recruited you two. I still would like to get more members, but this should be enough for a first strike fight. Besides they only have 3 more people than us!
Gina: We should wait until we get some more members, I think a couple should be enough. But only if their level is like 15.
Kazu: Well . . . . . I guees we could awit to first strike if we build up our REp with a few new members.
Ataki: C'mon, we need to strike fast!
Rykyu: If we attack now it would be suicide, La'tier isn't good with Human PC's, only NPC's. That's why his REP is only 1%, he loses it in duels.
Gina: ?!? Where is La'tier anyways?
La'tier: Hey , what's your name, wanna join a clan?
???: Well, for you I will!
La'tier: Alright c'mon this way!
Rykyu: Well, atleast he got someone to join!
Kazu: Wow, now those are some strait up pimpin' skillz!!!
???: I'm. . . .
- by Sijibijiji |
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- | Submitted on 11/18/2008 |
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- Title: Kazu
- Artist: Sijibijiji
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Description:
This is a funny and weird story(the intro makes no sense, just funny.) It's about these three kids in school and they play this online game with a clan and whatnot.
enjoy, i think you'll find it quite funny, i'm not that good at writing(my opinion) just a little project i did a few years back that i just now found. - Date: 11/18/2008
- Tags: kazu funny anime kids epic
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