• Naruto story:Funny

    "Sasuke, you know how you like Ino so much?" Naruto asked.
    "I don't like Ino you moron, I like Sakura." Sasuke walked around Naruto, listening to the sounds of people shouting in the crowd.
    "Oh, then I probably shouldn't have told Ino that you were on for dinner tonight at seven P.M."
    Sasuke's face froze. "W...What?" His voice was filled with anger and hate and Naruto realized he was going to get it.
    "Um.... Don't mind that rock beside your shoe..."
    Sasuke quickly picked it up and tossed it as hard as he could at Naruto, but he ducked and the rock hit Guy straight in the forehead.
    He let out a moan and then screamed, "MY HANDSOME FOREHEAD! LEE GET HIM!"
    "Yes sir!" Lee yelled, jumping over the railing to get to the middle of the field.
    "Leaf Hurricane!" Lee brought his leg around and snapped Sasuke across the face with it. Sasuke's jaw cracked slightly and Lee froze up, hearing what he had did.
    "EWWW..." Lee moaned.
    Sasuke flew backwards and fell on top of the sleeping Shikamaru's head.
    Shikamaru woke with a jolt and picked himself up.
    "Ow, what a drag. Leave me alone Sasuke."
    Shikamaru threw Sasuke back into the field and Sakura ran to help him.
    "Oh Sasuke are you alright?"
    "I Fink my aws oken...." (Translation: I think my jaws broken)
    "Oh Sasuke!" Sakura was mad now and she was threatening to blow up the world with her Sakura blizzard jutsu.
    Everyone circled around her, crying and begging for her not to, when suddenly, poof! Yuki Sohma appeared.
    The crowd cheered and appraoched him.
    Yuki bowed and smiled to the people.
    "Is this woman threatening to blow up the world and all that's precious to it?"
    "Yeah!" screamed the crowd.
    "NO!!!!!!" Screamed Sakura as Yuki threw her into a juicer.
    "IT BURNS!!!!" Was all that came from her.
    The crowd cheered and Sasuke cried, "BOOHOO! Sakura!"