• Lets start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    1. What do the apes learn in school...............................
    There ape bc's


    2. Ok so my grandpa is in a blind school and they give him a talking electric saw.
    So im wondering how he uses it if he cant see it.
    Does it go move one inch to the left or else it will cut ur finger....
    Move over 1 and a half inches to the left or it will cut ur finger...................
    Mover ur butt over to the left 20 miles because u cut ur finger.........................


    3. Where do ghost go to school.....................
    At ghoul school


    4. A brunet is standing on the sidewalk of a busy street counting like this.. "44,44,44,44,44,44,44," and so on and so forth.
    A blonde asks her what she is doing.
    The brunete says she is counting cars and she asks the blonde to help by going into the middle of the street and count from there.
    The blonde agrees and gets ran over while counting.
    The brunete walks away counting like this "45,45,45,45,45,45"


    5. kid: But mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont want to eat anymore sweets i want to eat vegetables like a normal kid!!!!!!!
    ''twisted"


    6. My mom was starting to sew a dress but here dress got stuck in the needle and she had to take them off so she wouldnt get hurt. At that moment i just so happened to walk in. I think i should also mention was wasnt wearing a bra or a any panties.


    7.Kid: momy daddys banging on the roof again!!!!
    Mom:shut up and drive faster


    8. Rub a dub dub,
    One girl in my tub,
    Went in to wash my hands but,
    But i ended up seeing my sisters butt.


    9. Kid: i hate my brothers guts!!!!!!!
    Mom: shut up and eat your stew



    10.This message will explode in 5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,.......*crash* 6,6,6,6,6,