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  • Artist Info: yaaa!! dis be all about meh...yo D< <br />
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    Name:Art<br />
    Age:16<br />
    Bday:6/15/93<br />
    Blood type: O neg<br />
    Single or taken:Single. .<br />
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    This is really funny-16 THINGS TO DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"<br />
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    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
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    4. Walk up to an empoyee and say in an offichial tone,<br />
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    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
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    5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
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    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse and<br />
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    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
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    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"<br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"<br />
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    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!!!<br />
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    Repost this if you laughed<br />
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    Or are planning to do any of these things
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