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We now return to Story Time of the Heroes, featuring everyone's favorite person of all time, Morgan Freeman! (jk)
Back to the story:

I was forced to use my second best weapon to end the quarrel with Dastardly Dan, my Citrus Bazooka. (Yes, it's a bazooka that shoots lemons and oranges and tangeloes and such.) One shot with this amazing feat of machinery and Dastardly Dan went flying over the horizen, all the way to the nearest maximum security prison, where the wardens were both shocked and relieved to have this evil,evil man off the streets. I hurried home to retrieve the Froot Loops for the poor British orphans. But when I got there, I was in for a surprise...

(Yes, there's a cliff-hanger for every part of this story, get over it.)

And now for part three of my tale of adventure:

So, as I said before, I was attacked. It was Dastardly Dan, my mortal enemy! He had caught me off gaurd with a sneak-giant-tire-to-the-head attack. But I bounced back from the ambush and pulled out my over-sized TV remote and pinned him under it.
"I have no time for this," I explained to my foe, "I have to get these orphans some food before they die of starvation and sadness."
But the villian didn't care about the well-being of these young children as I had. He tried to whack me with his weapon again, but I dodged it just in time. I saw that he wasn't going to listen to reason, so I had to resort to using my penultimate weapon...

(Don't you just love cliff-hangers?)

Welcome back folks. Now, we'll continue our story:

I told the orphan, and any other orphan that was willing to listen, that there was a stash of Froot Loops that I had hid in my cupboard at home, to keep them safe from the forces of dastardlyness. They were intrigued. They had never heard of such food, but they thought that it must be the greatest food in the world if so many evil people would want to steal it. Well, I was on my way to my secret underground labratory to retrieve the deliciousness, when I was attacked!...

(To be continued..)

Now kids, it's story time!

-cheers from crowd-

Okay, settle down. Today, I'm going to tell you the story of my adventure to save the little British orphans' Froot Loops from the evil potato zombie of Cambodia.
Okay, let's begin:

One day, I was roaming the streets of London when I noticed an orphanage filled to the brim with exceptionally unhappy orphans. I went up to one and asked him why he was so sad. His responce was something along the lines of:
"Well, sir, aside from the fact that we are orphans, we are so very hungry. And we have not been fed for many a day. Do you happen to have any food?"
Now, of course I didn't, but I did know where to get some....