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Now kids, it's story time!

-cheers from crowd-

Okay, settle down. Today, I'm going to tell you the story of my adventure to save the little British orphans' Froot Loops from the evil potato zombie of Cambodia.
Okay, let's begin:

One day, I was roaming the streets of London when I noticed an orphanage filled to the brim with exceptionally unhappy orphans. I went up to one and asked him why he was so sad. His responce was something along the lines of:
"Well, sir, aside from the fact that we are orphans, we are so very hungry. And we have not been fed for many a day. Do you happen to have any food?"
Now, of course I didn't, but I did know where to get some....