Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

 
 

View User's Journal

INMH's Journal of Ultimate Splee-ness
I like reading. I like writing. I am also totally out of my mind, so most of what I write in here will be funny or complete lunacy. :D I don't hear any of you com-plaaai-niiiiiing... (Evil grin)
March 30th, 2007: The Cinnamon Gummy Bear Genocide
The title is twisted. I know. And here's the story behind it- today I happened to have a bag of cinnamon gummy bears with me at lunch today. And Brittany and Babz were eating lunch with me. So, they started playing with the gummies; Babz ripped their heads off and sticked the gooey necks together, and Brittany bit ones head off.
Then, Babz poked two holes in the back of one of the gummies she stuck together, and made a little cut under them, making two eyes and a mouth. She called this Franken-gummy Tim. And when she pushed him towards me, I picked up my Pringles can and tried to hit him with it, saying "Die, Tim!"
This opened a whole new can of worms, and Babz suddenly went vicious, shrieking "DIE, TIM!" And grabbing the can from me to slam it down on 'Tim' a couple dozen times. I, meanwhile, was slamming my head into the table while laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
Around the end of lunch, Brittany seized Tim from Babz and tore his head off with a fork. Then Brittany suggested I bring in more gummies next time so we could create a 'gummy bear orgy'.
.... (Shuddershudder)
On other news- I SAW THE SECRET ENDING FROM KINGDOM HEARTS II: FINAL MIX +! IT SO FREAKING ROCKS! *Vague spoilers ahead* I don't quite think that the guy with the silver hair was Riku. And the blonde guy looks a lot like Roxas, but I don't quite think that that was him either.
I smell a preeeee-queeeel...

"I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!"
"Heh. No wonder no one wants to die."
-Hades and Auron from Kingdom Hearts II

-INMH






User Comments: [1] [add]
Suffocates
Community Member
avatar
commentCommented on: Sun Apr 01, 2007 @ 06:02pm
Don't forget how I tortured them: Rip them into thirds, dip them into ketchup, then drown them in milk.......They need to start showing movies in the cafe to distract us; it's getting ridiculous.....


User Comments: [1] [add]
 
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum