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Scratch the Surface by [removed]
[AU Lolita Love Story] [DO PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT THE LOLITA WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT!? /capslocksofrage]Captivating blue eyes, bright blonde hair, and an even brighter smile to match. Who would've thought my modest little life would be changed so spontaneously. So abruptly. So... obnoxiously. I didn't want anything else. So Why Him? [Today I discovered Him, God...]
[The story wasn't actually that terrible. It was just another Naruto falls for the overly sweet Hinata story. Gag-inducing but not particularly horrid. However, it's still up in this meek little journal for no reason other than the fact I really, really, really wish people would get a clue. I mean, I doubt that most of the authors or Loli-fashion lovers have even glanced at the book./rant]

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without [Stealing Lyrics From Panic!At the Disco] by [removed]
A new girl moves to Konoha, and is a tomboy emo [Don't worry dearie. Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery.]. She grabs the attention of three gangs: the drummers, the punks, and the outcasts [Of course...]. She’s a great drummer, she’s punk [Although I'm not fond of either styles, punk =/= emo.], and she’s shy, but they start to fight after years of peace between each other. GaaSaku [Yeah, who else totally saw the Saku part coming?]
[OK summary, not OK concept. Everything is overdone and rather OOC.]

Never Willing by [removed]
Naruto moved to Konoha's College [Hn. Not an HS today.]. There, he stumbles upon a red eyed teacher: his history teacher [Awkward].Almost everybody at school have hots [...] for the innocent [*twitch*] Naruto, yet what mysteries held he [Extremely awkward wording]? Also, Orochimaru wants Naruto as his pet. What is our blondie to do
[Dudes! Blond/e =/= submissive!]


[Now, onto the bad summaries!]

I hate School, How bout you? [I find it funny that the people who hate school are the ones who need it the most.]by [emo]
FIRST STORY GOT DELETED [Wonder why.]So, in the new School Honoha [Honda Middle! Where we eat oil for lunch and deny the existence of global warming!] middle, there are two groups. T.H.I.S[I.T. has some pretty awesome clothes that I'll never be able to wear.], and N.S.N.S[NSNS? How the heck do you say that? Neeesss nizzz? Nizns? NizNis?Nejis?], they both have never heard of eachother, so, what happens when meet. Peace, or utter chaos. Custom pairings.[What?]

Parthenogenesis by [removed]
Parthenogenesis: Asexual form of reproduction that does not require fertilization. Kyuubi believes he has found his way out. Mpreg. Narsasu
[This person is one of the few people who know of Parthenogenesis. There's only one problem... you're still gonna need ovaries if you want a baby. This explanation is a nice try but still FAILS]

Naruto goes to hogwarts! [...] by [removed]
the rookie nine and two jonin are sent to hogwarts to gaurd [Gaurd? Do you mean gourd?] Harry Potter, the first jonin if kurenai [If Kurenai what?] and the second is, NARUTOS SISTER [ rolleyes ]! read to find out more! No Flames Exepted! [evil laugh]
[Ugh. Harry Potter is crossed over with everything and anything.]

Disneyland Fun! by [removed]
What happens when a bunch of couples go to Disneyland? COMPLETE AND UTTER CHAOS! enjoy! : sasuxsaku, naruxhina, shikaxino, nejixten, gaarxtema [<-- Incest! Incest!]

Children of the Sannin by [removed]
HPN AU, yaoi. The Golden Trio, they may not have realised it but they were already a lot like their parents, Ron’s parents were hiding the truth from him, Hermione’s family raised her, and Harry didn’t inherit Parseltongue from Voldemort.
[Wow, is it, like, crossover week?]

Destiny Team [Stole Their Title from Digimon] by [removed]
Sakura, Alexis [Arquette scares me.] and ALisha [ALisha? Is it some weird portmanteau the paparazzi invented for Al Gore and a misspelled Alicia Keys ship? Actually, I rather not think about it] have to work together with Inuyasha, Koga and Sasuke to same the fate of humanity. The guys are from another world where they battle creatures who were unleashed into the human world by Naraku.
[Or is it crossover month?]

Sasuke, Sakura, naruto and the inu gang by [removed]
Pg13to be safernKonoha village has been destroyed.Sasuke and the gang are the only survivors, what hapens when they meet up with the Inu gag and go on a quest to destry naraku? lots of pervertedness, sitting, and RAMEN thats what!Chap 7 up!
[OK, it's crossover year].
[Both fics were by different authors but were right next to each other.]

Kakuri Their anguish [Does Not Know How to Capitalize] by [Part of the name was actually EmoKid....]
There's a new girl and her father who just moved into Konoha! Can Fuyu Mitsuki change her life, or will the new town, and her father, just make things worse? Find out! First fan fiction so plz be nice, kay Rated for mild, possibly higher, violenceabuse!
[Emo!Sue.]

Two Hearts, One Love by [removed]
What happens when a girl with no memory finds herself herself caught between two brothers? MarySue x Sasuke MarySue x Itachi. For my friend, not me. Rated for language. Yes, I suck at making titles.
[HA! Someone mistook Mary Sue as OC!]

switch' by [removed]
naruto is given a new jutsu by jariya but he messes up the hand signs but the jutsu he does complete messes up the kyuubis seal and whenever someone who touches someone else while they have the kyuubi, kyuubi transferrs to that bodyNot the best summuray
[Trollplz]

Forgotten Love by [removed]
It has been alsmost two years since the Kaora Nomisa [The mother must've been drunk when she named this dolt] disappeared. Everyonve has given up hope that she is alive...... except Sasuke and Shikamaru.
[Nuuuuu! A Shikamaru Sue!]

KARAOKE! by [removed]
Another random story from yours truley [Self insert and not even bothering to hide it]! Everyone's out for a night of karaoke! To sing their feelings! To piss off an exboyfriend, Or just piss off certain Haruno
[No, Sasuke does not give a damn about love, Hinata admires Naruto, and Sakura is way more pwnsome than you will ever be.]

Kairo [Cairo is in Egypt... I have no idea what the heck a Kairo is] by [removed]
Everyone's favorite little Lily is Konoha's most wanted girl! Maybe the most wanted every where! A bit of SasuxHina, GaaxHina to the core! What happens when a demon chooses Hinata for a host? I'll tell you! A catastrophe! Read and Review.
[So how the heck did Hinata get dragged in here?]

Lost in the world of confusion by [Copy-pasted philosophical questions do not make you seem smarter... especially if you're not using the space bar.]
what happens when Sasuke and Naruto have twins? plz read I suck at summarizing
[Hello, Discovery Health channel? Have we got a report for you!]

Heroes Fallen by [removed]
Her breathing was heavy and her lungs were heaving, but she only knew one thing: She had to find Sasuke... SasukeSakura, SasukexSakura, SasukeSakura, etc.
[You need the extra shipping symbols why?]

Tainted Words, A Beautiful Lie by [removed]
After Leaving Konohagakure In Search Of Sasuke. Sakura Strikes A Deal With The Akatsuki, But When The Youngest Uchiha Finds Out Where She Is, How Will Sakura Explain This To Him, Without Telling Him That She Is In Love With His Brother.
[By slowly backing away from the Shift key?]

It Was A Mistake [Thanks for telling me that biggrin ] by [I wanna be Sakura!]
Im Just a Girl who..Kissed a boy who..is inlove with you.Heh' Sucky Summary
[Please be a troll]

Souless ANgel by [removed]
Sakura Haruno regected by heaven and hel disowned by one of the 7 deadly sins and now questioned by her teamiates is facing problems no kunoichi should have especially if something like this was to happen during the chunin exams. talk about pressure!
[Gyargh! How the hell can you mispell hell, teammates, neglected/rejected, etc?! They're simple words!]

Snake, Fox, Lion by [removed]
the story of a ninja who's life story bounces in between Orochimaru [Because clearly homicidal freaks without a proper tongue, pigments, and sanity are smexy.], Sasuke, and her crush Naruto. and not to mention she can't stand a certain pink haired ninja
[Sues! You shall never rival the awesomeness of Sakura! So stop trying!]

Revolution! Reunion by [I no understand what you rit-ta]
When a gayborn [*cough* WTF?] generation gets ready to take the chûnin exam, something is just bound to happen. Enter Uchiha Naka, a girl trying to keep her cover, survive the exam and find her dad. OCs, slash, hints of mpreg & fpreg
[B-but... but... huh?]

Blonde Hair by [removed]
Sometimes you can tell just by looking. How it all began and how the past reflects the future? 4th HokagexOCXNaruto.
[Holy ********! Oedipus complex much?]

Naruto: Newbies by [removed]
The Naruto teams meet new members and a five member team? I do not own any Naruto characters except the ones in the profiles! Chapter 5 up! But now one is separated! InoOC, ShikaOC,HinataOC and etc...
[Eliminating the competition by giving all the female characters cut-out boys instead of bitchifying them. *sigh* Mmkay, it still fails. *glances inside* And I'm pretty sure Taichi is supposed to be in Digimon not Naruto.]

thoughts by [removed]
yaoi sasuke's thoughts towards naruto.
[Must restrain myself.. Must not say... Can't control self... Too weak..... Gyargh! Whatareyourthoughtsonyaoi? There, I said it! *dodges bullets*]

The Adventures of Kiba's Diary by [removed]
FROM THE AUTHOR OF OF DOGS AND MEN COMES A NEW SEXY YAOI!Inuzuka Kiba turns 18. On his birthday, he receives a diary. What chaos will ensue in his life that it will keep a record of? Secret pairing, Yaoi in later chapters. Updates every four reviews
[No one should ever make a drinking game out of this summary.]


Extra! Extra! Stupid A/Ns!
AN
Hehehe, you could say that the other working title for this story is ‘I think I REDUX’, for it shares the same conflict in my other SasuHina story (Sasuke and Hinata as a pseudo-couple). Ever since I wrote that story, I’ve been wondering what would happen if
#1. Hinata isn’t that shy [She wouldn't be Hinata]
#2. Sasuke doesn’t have a past that morbid, and is not the new guy [He wouldn't be Sasuke]
#3. Gaara is not the bad guy [Gaara turned good already]
#4. Hinata doesn’t have a crush to Naruto [She wouldn't be Hinata!.
#5. The story is really, and I mean really, high school [Not]
#6. Hinata isn’t a prudence [Hinata isn't a prudence. I don't think anyone can be a prudence. They can be prudent or a prude but I don't think they can be prudence.]
#7. There are more make-out scenes (I could see your feral grins, girls..!! watchout!!) [You know, not every story has to be about the smut.]