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The Shadow Leech [Well, at least it's not a kitty this time] by [Suethor the Redundant]
Midori Tian is like any other 13 year old ninja [And away we go!], her sister rules the country[Which is totally not Sue-ish], she can suck the life [Nope. Not one bit] out of people without a thought [Then overthrow the "evil" sister! Oy, do we have to tell you how to do everything?], and she has an alternate personality with a blood lust that would make the Kyuubi run [Not likely] in the other direction. Yup, normal
[Angst does not automatically make OCs good! Otherwise, the language of the summary itself seems immature. The whole "normal but oh yea something emotastic!" type summary has been done by thousands of other authors and most of them sucked.]

I have to do what! [Arranged marriage.] by [I can't accept criticism!]
What happens when people starts attacking each other between Sunagakure and Konohagakure of what over silly little arguments [I like hot pockets too but I doubt I'll force someone to go to war over it.]. When Suna asks to make the bond between them even stronger [And they would do that in times of war why?]. Between two people have to get married [I'm getting good at this clairvoyance thing!] and make the bonds [redundant] stronger. S[ue!Kura and Gaara... because clearly Gaara, the Kazekage, is just the type of misogynistic and a*****e who does this kinda thing. He must have felt masochistic or something.]


Just anotrher [Misspelled and Not Properly Capitalized] Naruto fanfiction by [removed]
This is based on naruto with our own character: Starfire is Kharha[Kharhahahahahaa!], Raven is mine [Actually, I believe the Raven you're talking about is trademarked to the creators of the Teen Titans comics. I should go make a phone call.], Bee belonges to Ysa[Then why are you using her?], and later in the story is Kuro who belonge to Taylor, Raven, Star,and Bee are sorta like the titans [ rolleyes ] they are named after, but different.
[A Sue will be a Sue no matter what fandom it gets stuffed in.]

Unknowing by [Removed]
can't say anything [Trying to play coy are we?]...we'll [You're either schizophrenic or just bad at spelling] give it away [See, if you can't even write a good summary, nobody is going to think that you're capable of writing a good fan fic] so please just read
[This summary told me enough. It told me that the author is lazy and this story will clearly not be a good read.]

["]Highschool, babies [Hey! It's a realistic HS fic! biggrin ], Homecoming, oh my! [" Dorothy gasped "There's an idiot stealing my lines!"] by [I'm lazy and I'm clearly not awesome enough to be Shikamaru!]
What kind of chaos will ensue when Sakura becomes a new student at Konoha [Deja vu. I think I read the exact same line on 10 other HS fics] High? Read and find out! Comments are appreciated xD
[Ugh, hey Geri, is this HS fic #556318656865861 or #556318656865862? I lost count again. confused ]

Naruto: Demon Warrior Arises Part 8 [*singsong* Somebody doesn't know how to use the chapters feature...] by [ZOMG! Terror alert! Call President Bush!]
This is the fight between Naruto and Minata [Who?]. Naruto has finally mastered Lightning rasengen [What?]. They thought they had stopped the ritual [Eh?], but Roxas [Huh?] is back [from Kindom Hearts?]!
[I really don't get this.]

Sasuke did she just call you DADDY? [Zomg! To the Maury-Mobile!] by [...fangirl]
This is a [SasuOc]The Summary is included in the intro [......] but i'll give a short one [Isn't that what summaries are for in the first place?]. Sasuke finds a little girl in the woods alone [and falls in love and yadayadayada] and takes her to Tsunande. He's now her legal guardian [Now that I didn't see coming.] and whose this thats gonna help him rise her? Gets better in later chaps
[Um.... ew. Reverse Oedipus Complex much?]


What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas [Too bad there's no United States in Naruto Verse.] by [Narutofan'tard probably. That reminds me: Ahem. Hinata is not fat! She has bewbs!]
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE ROOKIE NINE INCLUDING TEAM GAI GO ON A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS IN THE STATES! WHAT LIES IN STORE FOR THEM! IS SASUKE THAT PROTECTIVE? DOES NARUTO KNOW HOW TO CONTROL HIS DROOL? IS GAARA A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY?XD READ TO FIND OUT!R&R...IT MAKE
[ eek Ow my eEars...]

ROAD TRIP! [People have nowadays have no consideration for my poor eEars.] by [Why must there be so many idiots in these ships?!]
hey what happens when you cram a bunch of shinobis into a plane and a bus [At the same time? But... huh?] and mix them with a cross county road to the most historical sights allow me [Do not break the wall!] to explain SHINOBISCITYSDESTRUCTION!basicly pairing naruhina shikatem neliten [Neli? Nelly? The rapper? Neji and Lee? Whut?] sasusaku and more. READ!

A Cat Born Among Dogs [...] by [Another sad attempt at a FemNaruto name.]
Where are you from? I am from nowhere, I am from everywhere. Who are you? I'm an Angel [No, even if you are an angel, I don't think you're quite important enough to be capitalized.], I'm a devil [Paradox!]. I'm a traitor, I'm a loyal follower. What are you? [A highly annoyed reader who fails to see what listing all these rather cliched contradictory terms have to do with anything.] I am a cat born among dogs [...a cat is born from dogs? ZOMG! Somebody call Nature!].
[This fic has more contradictory terms than Fahrenheit 451. Speaking of which, F 451 seemed to be nothing more than a collection of random, pointless thoughts tacked with a "controversial issue" and too many literary references for it's own good. /rant

Tashi [is...?], Sea [Which sea?], & The Naruto Gang by [Lol! I'm attempting to be cool by hating on Sasuke!]
a random story [that is completely pointless.]. it was a reply to an email that i sent to my friend Tashi [...We all know where this is going]. yeah. random but funny [ rolleyes ]. now its gonna have a few chaps. so yeah.
[....Get out. Please?]

HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA! [Nobody cares about my poor eEars.] by [Wannabe Sakura]
Sakura & Tenten are best friends going to school to gether [To gather what?]. they deal with PREPS [Ooo! People from a preparatory school! How absolutely frightening.]& Bullies & other HS drama [But not work or standardized test like... you know... every other high school.]. Anyway, couples: NejiTen, NaruHina, eventully SasuSaku. Sakura's also unpopular [This is important why?]. WILL CONTINUE WITH REVIEWS [We got a review whore here!]! CHAPTER 10 up 11 will be up soon!
[....Will these types of fics ever die?!]

Shikamaru Has A Twin? [No, he does not.] by [Three guesses]
What if Shikamaru had a twin sister [Nuuu! Shikamaru's too awesome to be duplicated into a Sue!] and they went to a normal highschool [*kills*] with the rest of the gang. And what if Kiba also had a twin [And they'll all get together in a big, incest-y orgefest?]. Rated T for langauge
[....bleargh]



Guest star!
Silver And Green: How The Ghost Zone Came To be by [Something something something]
My Thoughts, Combined into a Story about The Medieval Ages, Plus Random Fluff on This, Combined into a backstory for Something Else... Equals 'How The Ghost Zone Came to be'. The fluffiest, Weird, And Slightly Odd Tale, Ever written by blue. xD Hahah.
[Do I even need to say anything vitriolic here?]