"If you'd walked into a restaurant, I would have become a waiter. If you'd walked into a burning building, I would have become a fireman. If you'd walked into an elevator, I would have stopped it between two floors, and we'd have spent the rest of our lives there." - Heaven Can Wait
"I love Kansas, it's just that I don't feel like living there. Besides that, I didn't want to be an old maid, not in Kansas." - Heaven Can Wait
"..you talk to the man, you speak honky." -To Wong Foo
"Oh, what in gay hell...?" - To Wong Foo
"I know that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's apple." - To Wong Foo
"I'm not sure if there is a God or a Heaven, but your daddy's going to Hell." - King of the Hill
"That's right, it's that kind of party." - King of the Hill
"But no, the world must hear me yodel!" -Nanalan'
"It's a magical sniffy thing of the forest!" -Nanalan'
"If I weren't so excited, I'b be confused." - Hamtaro
"As much as I like to scoff at the law, I also like to arbitrarily enforce it." - King of the Hill
"Crude talk is rude talk." - Berenstain Bears
"You want to talk about poor people? I've got $8; I can't even afford a pack of Chicklets, man." - Airline
"Burt, are you having an affair?...Because it's normal, darling. A chance encounter, a few glorious stolen moments...and sometimes life can be all the richer for it." -Mary from Soap
"You know, the only people who say stupid things like that are men because they're idiots." - Look Who's Talking
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