The Gaian Edition
By- Abii-chan
On- Our society's ever increasing amount of people who doubt their sexuality.
From-Gaia
Abii-chan
I love you.
...
Dearly, not queerly!
...
Dearly, not queerly!
By- The Lena
On- The awesomeness of female priorities.
From-Gaia
The Lena
Yes I have low self-esteem, being looked at by a guy makes me feel better about myself, I'm shallow and vain, blah blah blah!
But I have BOOBS!
But I have BOOBS!
The LJ/Journalfen Edition
By- sailormac
On- Another super cliched MiraculouslyHeadboy!Malfoy and Headgirl!Hermionie who eventually fell in love fan fic.
From- Pottersues
sailormac
Draco Malfoy's secret identity is HEADBOY, the superhero who
defeats his enemies by applying the MIGHTY HEADBUTT O'DOOM! Watch Headboy take on his arch-rivals, the French soccer team!
defeats his enemies by applying the MIGHTY HEADBUTT O'DOOM! Watch Headboy take on his arch-rivals, the French soccer team!
By- ricardienne
On- A Marauders' era Sue Story which featured a rather disturbing line.
From- Pottersues
ricardienne
"incestuous body" sounds like something Hamlet would say. To his mother.
No, really.
No, really.
By- Anonymous
On- A petition by Beyonce's more rabid fans who demanded a reshoot of her latest music video.
From-Fandom Wank
Anonymous
They want her to reshoot a video of a song entitled Deja Vu.
God I love fandom.
God I love fandom.
By- hyoudentai
On- The true meanings of an overly abused word.
From-avatarsues
hyoudentai
You're not an artist...you're not a tall building with flying buttresses...you're not a raider from a foreign country...you are a poser.
By- beautiful_spine
On- Those darned American Sues that keep coming over to Hogwarts and the fact that they all just had to be supah goths or supah sparklezz that delight everyone with their speshulness.
From-Fanficrants
beautiful_spine
Hehe. What about a GANGSTA' going to America?
Gangtsa: Word to yo' motha'!
Harry:... I beg your pardon?
Gangsta: CRACKA'!
Gangtsa: Word to yo' motha'!
Harry:... I beg your pardon?
Gangsta: CRACKA'!
By- elsabroso
On- A funny misspelling in the title of a Danny Phantom fanfic.
From-Fanficrants
elsabroso
:puts on Mel Gibson's Braveheart makeup:
They may take our spell check, but they'll never take...
OUR FEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
They may take our spell check, but they'll never take...
OUR FEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
By- ingrid
On- A comment about the fun idea of a Spot the Plagarism game.
From-bad_penny
ingrid
Just don't make a drinking game out of it.
We don't want any fatalities ...
We don't want any fatalities ...
By- Anonymous
On- A call for a rewritten version of a popular and lengthy fanfic.
From-bad_penny
Anonymous
"Can you also shorten it to a more reasonable length?
Dear gd, is she long-winded..."
Yeah, well, when you're stealing from apparently every other published writer in the universe including the guys who wrote "Darkwing Duck," your work tends to be lengthy.
Dear gd, is she long-winded..."
Yeah, well, when you're stealing from apparently every other published writer in the universe including the guys who wrote "Darkwing Duck," your work tends to be lengthy.
The GAFF Edition
By- Lord Voldemort
On- Signature
From-GAFF
Lord Voldemort
My name is Lord Voldemort, or as my acquaintances like to say, 'NO PLEASE NO AAAAAARGGGGH!'
