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LOS ANGELES, Ca., Jan. 27 (TOTI) --

Almost everybody loves "Twilight," but what happens when you just go too damn far? What are the signs that your love for Twilight has crossed the line into obsession? We've created this handy check list to help you decided if you need professional assistance with your Twilight Obsession.

10) You've memorized every line of the book series
9) You refer to yourself as a "Twilight Scholar"
cool Your screen name is a Twilight character's name
7) You spend all day blogging about the movie
6) You are set to receive Twitter updates about "New Moon"
5) You think Catherine Hardwicke should be the next President of the United States
4) You actually think you have a future with either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner
3) You just know in your heart that vampires are real
2) You're sure Twilight is non-fiction
1) You have your Google Alerts set to notify you anytime anyone in the world mentions Twilight even once.

If 5 or more of these statements apply to you, you may already be too far gone to help. If all 10 are applicable, all we can do is send some good vibes and hope for the best.