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There's nothing really new going on, I just thought that I should share with all of you so quotes that I've heard lately, or are used constantly around me that are just plain epic.

"There are never enough Goldz..."

"I'm disinclined to aquiest to your request...means no."

"So what are you doing tonight?"
"Doming your face"

"Put that in your straw and suck it"

"There is no such thing as rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted yet"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and kept in the freezer"

"There is no such thing as rape, only suprise sex"

"It's not rape unless you yell suprise!"

"When in trouble and or doubt, run in circles scream and shout."

"Where were you??? What were you doing?!?"
"Firing mithelths, pew pew pew"

"I love pudding"
"Are you taking about what I think you're talking about?"
"All I know is that I would tell pudding how I felt if I could, but I have a hot mexian pepper I need to get rid of first, and mexican peppers don't mix with pudding."
"Well what about chilli cheese fries?"
"Do you like chilli cheese fries?"
"No"
"Neither do I"

(this next one was whispered)
"Hey guess what?"
"What"
"I eat babies"
...
"Hey guess what?"
"What"
"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Sometimes I like to fanticize that I'm a mexican drunk"

"Hey Wilson!" "I'm about to cut a cripple guy's eye out want to watch?"
(Wilson opens closed door, and runs out)
"Good times"

"Did you see a guy with a really pretentious accent go by?"

"Rule 246: Nothing can exist with out there being porn of it."
"Rule 247: If there isn't porn of it, It's being made as we speak."

"Wow that put a hole in my sock"
"I have a hole in something that rhymes with sock"
"I'm sorry you have a hole in your tiny p***s"

"I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, you had too much c**k in you mouth"

"Did you hear me, or do you have to take the p***s out of you ears"

"b***h"
"b***h"
"b***h"
"b***h"
"Black b***h"
"Fat black b***h"
"HEY! Ok, we need to find something else"
"El Punta neggro"
"Did you just say black b***h in spanish"
"si"

"I wonder what awsome sause tastes like?"
"It's probably Mexican"

"You hungry?"
"Kinda"
"I'll see what I can scare up from the body locker"

"How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!"

"HUMP CATTING, SIMULAR TO BEAR BLASTING!"

"WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD, GOD BERRY, KING OF THE JUICE!!!!"

[line break, I realized that there are to many quotes from the powerthirst comercials]

"Ooooooh, look, a pot."

(The first person is talking to an old man)
"Is your name maria kerry?"
"It can be"

"Valentine cards are getting less subtle"
(reads):
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm only sending you this for some easy sex, and to get a chance to get closer to your hot friend."
"P.S. want to try a**l?"

"Did you hear, Tony just died!"
"Tony? OH GOD NO!! I didn't get a chance to tell him!"
"Tell him what"
"That I spilled arsenic in his orange juice."

Alright I'm going to stop there, I'll put more when I hear, read, or find more. See ya!