Questions from...Spanking Shakespeare by Jake Wizner and Would You by Marthe Jocelyn
Would you rather know what's going to happen? Or not know?
Would you rather have French fries swimming in gravy or no gravy for the rest of your life?
Would you rather eat a rat with the fur still on or eat sewage straight from the pipe?
Would you rather have your father sing in at the supermarket or your mother fart in the principal's office?
Would you rather be a murderer who gets away with it and has to live with the guilt or someone who is kidnapped by a wacko and doesnt have the courage to kill the kidnapper?
Would you rather lose all your hair or all you teeth?
Would you rather have a piece of rice permanently attached to your lip or a fly always buzzing around you head?
Would you rather be so fat you need a wheelchair to get around or so skinny your bones snap if someone bumps into you?
Would you rather be attacked by a huge genetically engineered plus environmental-fiasco spider or be up against a ruthless, brilliant assassin who was under orders to take you dead or alive?
Would you rather feel blinding, scorching pain and then die quickly? Or no pain, but prolonged, trembling decay instead?
Would you rather have no legs of no arms?
Would you rather just die or be alive and seriously braindamaged?
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Would you rather be crippled or a dwarf?
Would you rather eat a full plate of your best friend's boogers or drink a full glass of a chain-smoker's spit?
Would you rather spend a week in jail or french-kiss your grandmother?
Would you rather live your whole life with no candy or with two fingers missing from each hand?
Would you rather spend your whole life with no music or drink one liter of vomit on your birthday every year?
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