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Yeah, the dreaded Codecs. xD;
I made a bunch of fake ones. came up to 7 pages in Word. -w-

so, that, and this: http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/harrypotterspoiler.php
it's so random its funny. xD;; what it does is that it mixes Harry Potter with a bit of Clue and a bunch of random stuff, and gives you the Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom. Lemme give you a few:
exclaim Hermione Granger is turned into a house plant by a crazed fan in the conservatory, with the lead piping
exclaim Lucius Malfoy kills Ron with help from the Mirror of Erised
exclaim Ron Weasley is turned into an ice cream cone by Voldemort whilst eating spaghetti alfredo
exclaim Ron starts a rock band in the dining room, with the candlestick
exclaim Draco Malfoy is killed by the resurrected James Potter using Avada Kedavra
exclaim Ginny Weasley is turned into an ice cream cone by accident whilst running away from a rampaging flock of gerbils
........yeah, they dont make too much sense. but they're hilarious! I especially like the ones about Zombie Dumbledore...shame they dont come up that often. xP;;

ok, again: I SHALL BE GONE FOR THE SUMMER!! THUS, I SHALL NOT BE ON GAIA!...and please Gaia, dont ban me. if you do, im never coming on here again! >.<;
Also, Moonlit Star has been banned....on account of botting....Moonlit doenst bot...>.>
heck, they even banned her new account, which she had for, like, a DAY....>.<
oh, and this is my last journal entry until i come back. Have fun with the codecs!!

Fake Snake Codecs:
S: Snake
ML: Mei Ling
O: Otacon
C: Colonel...whatshisname. >.>; ANYWAY!

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S: Who’s the guy with the frills?
ML: Ohmigosh!! Prosecutor Edgeworth!
S: Who?
ML: Prosecutor Edgeworth is very well known in our court system. He’s never failed to get the guilty verdict to all of the defendants that have gone up against him. He’s crushed every opponent that he went up against!
S: Couldn’t have made him popular.
ML: It didn’t. There are rumors about him. The Demon prosecutor who will lie and forge evidence and do just about anything to get his guilty verdict…
S: And you still like the guy?
ML: DUH! He’s soooo handsome!
S:…
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S: Colonel, who’s the suit?
C: So, you’re fighting Phoenix Wright, eh Snake?
S: Who’s he?
C: One of the best defense attorneys of all time. We’ve employed his services several times for our cause. He, of course, has no idea.
S: But what’s he doing here?
C: It takes all kinds of fighters to win in Brawl. He’s no different. And watch out. Don’t be too close to him when he Objects to something. It’ll blow your eardrum right off.
S: That’s loud.
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ML: Oooooh! It’s Franziska von Karma!
S: This little girl with the whip, you mean?
ML: She’s not little! She’s a prodigy prosecutor who has an undefeated win record! And don’t get her mad, or she’ll use her whip on you!!
S: She’s kind of cute when she’s mad…
ML: Snake! You, oooh!! KICK SNAKE’S BUTT, FRANZISKA!
S: Ow! Ow! My ears!!
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O: Hey, that’s Apollo Justice!!
S: You know the guy?
O: Apollo Justice is a rookie defense attorney who’s made it his mission to find the truth in court. He’s had it bad because of that, though. Finding out that his mentor was a murderer like that must have been really hard on him.
S: You have to accept the consequences of your actions. No one knows that better than I do.
O:…Yeah…It wasn’t fair what happened to him.
S: Life’s not fair.
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ML: IT’S SUNGMIN!!!
S: Who?
ML: He’s part of Seoul hottest sensation—the Super Junior boy band!
S: Yo—boy band? This is ridiculous!
ML: No it’s not. Not only does he have a wonderful voice and the S-line working for him, he’s a black belt in kung fu and can use a staff as a powerful weapon.
S: So it’s more than meets the eye with this guy.
ML: Exactly! But watch out. Don’t let him catch you eating pumpkin pie.
S: Why?
ML: He has a pumpkin fetish. He’ll steal your pie away from you.
S:….But pumpkin pie is my favorite dessert…
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S: Wow, he looks strong.
O: He is Snake. That’s the legendary Simon Belmont.
S: What’s so legendary about him?
O: He was the very first human to ever enter the Castlevania and slay the Lord of Darkness, Dracula. His whip, the Vampire Hunter, is infused with light and was crafted for the sole purpose of fulfilling that task. It was thus deemed that only his successors would be able to use the whip to its full power.
S: So he’s a trend setter.
O: Snaake…
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S: Mei Ling, is he flying?
ML: No, he’s not, Snake. Alucard’s just very graceful.
S: So what’s his story?
ML: Alucard is the son of Dracula and a human woman. His mother had taught him not to hate humanity, which lead him to taking up arms against his father after her death.
S: That’s harsh.
ML: Yeah, but the years of fighting has made him an exceptionally powerful warrior. You need to watch out for his Dark Metamorphosis, Summon Spirit, and Soul Steal moves, but be especially careful of his Hellfire move—it could be the end of you!
S: Well, at least I’m better looking.
ML: Maybe for this decade, Snake.
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S: Who’s the kid with the flashy coat?
O: That’s Soma Cruz, Snake. He’s pretty much the reincarnation of Dracula in human form.
S: If he’s the reincarnation of Dracula, doesn’t that mean he’s evil?
O: No. Soma has managed to resist the evil inside him and keep himself as the person he’s always been, but sometimes it does get out of hand…
S: I’ll keep a stake nearby then.
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S: Otacon, what’s everyone doing?!
O: Ah, caramelldansen.
S: What?
O: Caramelldansen. The correct name for it The Caramel Dance. It’s a song a Swedish song by Caramel that was released in 2001. It was later used in the Japanese novel Popotan and became a new fad, which grew to be really popular in the second half of 2005.
S: So it’s just a popular song and dance?
O: Yeah.
S: How come you know so much about this anyway? Isn’t this Mei Ling’s area of expertise?
O:…Well, we did just pause the song to answer your message.
S: W-what? Am I the only sane one around here?!
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S: Mei Ling, who’s this?
ML: This is Princess Erika from Renais.
S: So what’s she like?
ML: She’s a kindhearted young lady who is next in line to the throne. She doesn’t take well to battles, but she fights when she has to.
S: I meant battle-wise.
ML: Oh! She’s a bit on the weak side, but her speed makes up for it. Her weapon of choice is a rapier.
S: Thanks Mei Ling.
ML: Fight on, Snake.
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C: Careful Snake, that’s Ephraim, Prince of Renais. He’s a very skilled tactician and can hold his own against the mightiest odds.
S: He looks like Erika.
C: That’s because she’s his twin sister.
S: …The poor man.
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O: Watch out Snake! Soren is really dangerous!
S: This girly looking kid? No way.
O: Soren is a master tactician with enough magic power to spare. If his Thunder, Wind, and Fire spells don’t get you, his dagger will!
S: OK! OK! I’ll be careful!
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S: Mei Ling, why is she on the field?
ML: Lethe? She’s here to fight of course.
S: I know that, but she doesn’t attack and is just dodging.
ML: She most probably has a trick up her sleeve. Be careful.
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S: Otacon! The tailed girl just transformed to a big cat of some sort!
O: Ah, yeah. Lethe can transform into her cat form after a while. She transforms back after a set time too. But be careful; she’s a lot more formidable now. Her claws are especially dangerous.
S: This is not more magic, is it?
O: No. She’s a Laguz. It’s their natural ability to do that.
S:…I wonder if she likes catnip….
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O: Wow! It’s Megaman!!
S: Who?
O: That’s Megaman.EXE. He’s a netnavi—a network navigator. With his wide range of weapons, he can bust any virus right on the spot. His programming is really something very advanced. Oh, and he helped save the online world a few times.
S: Wait. You’re saying that this guy’s a computer program?!
O: Yeah.
S: Then how is he here?
O: It’s the same way Mr. Game & Watch is here.
S: So it’s a mystery to you?
O: And the rest of mankind, yes.
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C: You’re fighting Felix, eh Snake?
S: He’s really tall…
C: And tends to be quiet, yes. But be careful, he’s a very formidable foe. His Djinni allow him to cleave most enemies in two, not to mention that he can cause small earthquakes on a whim.
S: That’s a lot of power. But I bet I can dodge his earthquakes by jumping.
C: You need to be especially careful of his finisher, the Ragnarok. If it hits you, you might not come out of it alive.
S: I better keep on my toes, then.
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S: Who’s the sailor? Popeye?
ML: Snake!! That’s Piers from Lemuria. He was sent on a special mission by King Hydros to assist in saving the world. He’s an expert in weapons, and has mastery over water and ice attacks.
S:…But he’s a sailor.
ML:…You are hopeless sometimes, Snake.
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S: Whoa! He’s giant!
C: That’s Butler, Snake.
S: Funny name for a big man.
C: Maybe so, but he’s very dangerous. He has comprehensive knowledge in numerous weapons and extensive training in martial arts, enough to survive an encounter with a troll.
S: How big was the troll?
C: As big as him.
S: Scary.
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C: Look out Snake, that Zuko is a firebender.
S: Firebender? What’s that?
C: Firebending is a martial art style that allows the user to create and control fire.
S: That explains the burn on his face.
C: He got that one from his father before he was exiled.
S: Ouch. Talk about tough love.
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O: So you liek Mudkipz?
S: What was that, Otacon?! And what was the accent for?!
O: Sorry…I just can’t help it. Every time I see a Mudkip, that line just comes out.
S:……
O: Um…right. Mudkip is a water type Pokémon. It has the standard water type attacks combined with a few fighting and earth ones. But unlike other water type Pokémon, Mudkip is resistant to all thunder attacks.
S: Good to know; thanks.
O: Sure thing.
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S:…Fruit Roll-Ups.
C: What was that, Snake?
S: His hair. It looks like Fruit Roll-Ups.
C: That’s Folon Snake. He’s a very dangerous opponent. He’s a high ranking officer in the Alfard army who was subjected to experiments. It made him very powerful. Be especially careful of his Worg Laser, as it deals a tremendous amount of damage.
S: Experiments, huh…that explains the hair.
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ML: Fighting Lloyd, Snake?
S: Yeah. What can you tell me about him?
ML: He uses two single-edged swords, and his attacks are purely physical. He fights to protect his friends and defend his ideals, which makes him very strong at heart.
S: Right. A goofball with no fashion sense.
ML: Oh please; like you know anything about fashion.
S: Hey, I’m not always wearing this suit!
ML: riiight.
S: It’s the truth!
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S: A huge weapon and a pair of wings. Tell me he’s no angel.
ML: He’s not. He’s a double agent working with and against the Cruxis. He’s a bit of a cutthroat with his methods, and has no problem with harming others for the sake of his cause.
S: A devil in disguise.
ML: Maybe, but he was engaged at one point.
S: To who?
ML: His nemesis’s sister.
S: That would have been one crazy wedding.
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...yeah, i had a few requests for these. xD;;
if you have a request, then please tell me. just leave a comment with ur request in it, and i shall do my best to have it done when i come back. You have the whole summer to request, so have fun. -w-
and general comments are loved and very appreciated. ='D
byes pplz.