N00b F.A.Q.
Q: WIL U DONAT 2 MEE???
A: I'll be more than happy to donate a punt to your c**t.
Q: CN EYE CYBR WID U/B UR FANN???
A: No. But I will answer questions you have about Gaia or about me (as long as they aren't too inappropriate).
Q: CN EYE BE UR BF/SECKS SLAV???
A: No.
Q: OMG EYE LUV UR PRFIL CN EYE HAFF TEH COD???
A: No. I made it and it's for my use only.
Q: Y R U SEW MEEN???
A: I don't care about being politically correct. If you are weak enough to get pissed at my opinions, then you are too weak for me to care.
Q: Y R U SEW STOOPID???
A: LOL irony.
Q: UR UGLEH!!!!1
A: That's not a question. And my c**k is bigger than yours. =)
Q: OMG UR A GURL WH PLYZ VIDO GMEZ???
A: Yes. Video games are my favorite way to have fun and pass the time.
Normal F.A.Q.
Q: What's your status?
A: Single. Regardless of that, it takes an extremely special guy to capture my attention and heart permanently.
Q: You're a f**/dyke, aren't you?
A: You're far from the truth, but have another go. Your prize will be a**l lube and a rubber fist.
Q: Do you have gender issues? You're too much like a male.
A: I like guys to the point where I dress and act like one. But I do still enjoy pink, cute things, etc. I also like being biologically female and I wouldn't get an operation, because I don't believe that people are born in the wrong body.
Q: What is your definition of attractive?
A: Let me put it this way: if you have to Photoshop and/or contrast the Hell out of your pictures in order to look "attractive", you are FAR from it. I also don't understand why people slop on gallons of make-up, butcher their hair until it looks like a dead animal plastered to their head, dye it in stripes or other ugly styles for hair, and call that "hot". I am not attracted to plastic dolls or raccoons and I can't comprehend why some people would allow themselves to have such shitty standards of beauty.
Q: What the HELL is your nationality? I can't tell, even with pictures provided!
A: (Pure) Chinese-American.
Q: What are your favorite kinds of music?
A: Electronic, industrial, and a lot of stuff from 1950s-1980s.
Q: What is your religion?
A: Christianity, but I don't care about converting you if you are not one or where you're going to go when you die. Also, I see nothing wrong with making fun of any religion or deities; if they really are the benevolent beings people claim Them to be, then They can take a joke.
Q: Do you support gay marriage/love?
A: No, and I'm not against it either. I don't care enough to form an opinion on either. That's how it is.
Q: What's your sense of humor like?
A: I'm amused by nearly everything and laugh at almost everything. I especially love very offensive/crude/racist humor.
Q: What's your label?
A: I have been labeled a Rivethead Geek many times, and I'm fine with that.
Q: Do you drink or anything?
A: I do not drink alcohol, smoke, or do recreational drugs (including pot) and will continue to be that way. I don't care if you do; I have other addictions to deal with on my own.
Q: What's with the innuendo?
A: I like to flirt and be flirted with, but I usually don't take it seriously.
Q: Why are you so odd?
A: EYELASH IZ TEH DEFFYNISHUN OF WEIRDZ. SUMTYMES SHEE MAIKES NO CENTS. 8B
Q: Am I fat/ugly/retarded/a-waste-of-blood-and-organs?
A: Of course.
Q: You're a ******** b***h, you know that?
A: And you're another Grade A wimp of society who says that because they can't accept it when someone else's beliefs/opinions come in conflict with their own.
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