When he/she walks away from you mad
- Go play a video game.
When he /she stare's at your mouth
- Hahaha, none for you.
When he/she pushes you or hit's you
- Hit them back, but much harder.
When she/he start's cursing at you
- Force soap down their throat,
When she's/he quiet
- Enjoy the little non-bitching time you've got.
When he/she ignore's you
- Stab them with a blunt object. How dare they ignore someone as interesting as you me.
When he/she pull's away
-Lasso them and make them squeal like a piggy.
When you see her/him at her worst
- Stay the ******** away from the beast.
When you see him/her start crying
- Laugh and call them a p***y.
When you see him/her walking
- Trip them.
When he/she's scared
- Remind them over and over of their worst fear.
When she/he lay's her head on your shoulder
- Tell them you don't want their greasy hair staining your nice clothes.
When him/she steal's your favorite hat
- Steal it back and proceed to beat them.
When she/he tease's you
- Make fun of their personal problems.
When she/he doesnt answer for a long time
- Go to their house and slap them.
When she/he look's at you with doubt
- Reassure them you'll still love them, unless they become a troll.
When she/he say's that she like's you
- Laugh. Hard.
When he/she grab's at your hands
- Tell them how much you want to fist them.
When she/he bump's into you
- Bump and make them crash.
When he /she tell's you a secret
- Use it like blackmail.
When he/she looks at you in your eyes
- Glare at them.
When he/she misses you
- Tell them to go get a Real Doll.
When you break his /her heart
- Keep it displayed on your wall like a trophy.
When she/he says its over
- Tell them it isn't over until one of them is dead.
When she/he repost this bulletin
- Tell them to stop sending ******** spam.
Stay on the phone with him/her even if shes not saying anything.
- ******** no. Why should I entertain someone so boring?
When she/he mad hug her tight and don't let go
- You don't hug an angry bull. That's common sense.
When she/he says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- Yes. Keep being the nosy little c**t you really are.
because 10 yrs later she'll/he'll remember you
- Especially when they have no one else to sleep with.
Call her at 12:00am on his/her birthday to tell her you love her
- You like being an inconsiderate dumbass, don't you?
Call her/him before you sleep and after you wake up
- Unless you're an insomniac.
Treat her like she's/he's all that matters to you.
- Yes, because wasting away in the real world means nothing.
Tease him/her and let her tease you back.
- Eye for an eye, after all.
Stay up all night with he/her when she's sick.
- Yes, because sleep depravity is good for you.
Watch his /her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Because there's nothing more fun than being a psychological masochist.
Give him/her the world.
- And demand your half afterwards.
Let her wear your clothes.
- Because cross dressing and gender confusion is fun.
When him/she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Because misery loves company.
Let her/him know she's important.
- Like toilet paper.
Kiss him/her in the pouring rain.
- Because nothing is hotter than making out with someone who smells like dirty water.
When he/she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
- "Who a** raped you this time? You really shouldn't be dressing like a slut, you know." =/
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
- Time limit. Always a damn time limit.
Call you.
- No.
Kiss you.
- No.
Love you.
- In a friend manner.
Text you.
- Hahaha. No.
Message you.
- ******** you, you lying piece of Myspace bullshit.
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