Lots And LOTS of seasons......kind of.
Spring, Winter, FALL and SummerZ
I live near Ohio, or in it (Not telling) So For you all that can surf with out going to a water park, you may not get this segment.
Spring~
The birds are cirpping, the Bees are Stining people in the back of the neck, the sound of circkes from your window.
Yes Spring the Begining of HELL! Bees come to atttack you. Ants eat your food. Lady Bugs come and try to eat your BRAINS! (If you have any......) AND THEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!..........I think that only happen to me so far......
Oh yea, RAIN AND RAIN AND RAIN! STOP WITH IT ALREADY! Sure April showers bring Maaaaaaaaay flowers. BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FLOWERS, THAT MAKES MORE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! Flowers arn't that grate any way. What good do they do just walk out side, go to your garden, pick out 5 flowers rap, it in tolet paper, and BAM you have somthing for your girl friend!
SUMmer-
NO SCHOOL! YEA!
Ok, Ok, sure summer is a time of no work or school. But Summer can be a place of boredom! Your familys can go on trips alllllllllllll the time, but still YOU WILL BE BORED OUT OF YOUR MINED! Friends get tired of seeing you. Moving IS a wast of time. Bathing your self really is not goin to help if you sit around all day doing nothing. EVERY DAY. Summer may have no school, BUT summer is a bored off place.
FALL!
Ow, that hurt.
Fall is a time of FALLing. I Sware that I fall down that stairs more when Fall comes.
Maybe thats because your just a loser...........
NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Any-way back to FALL, ok the leaves change. Big WOOP, I can do that. All you need to do is but a leaf in food coloring and BAM you have a different colored leaf!
And In FALL you have to work very hard. . . . . . . . .raking leaves.......So you got a nice pile, took you what 5, 6, maybe 10 HOURS to make then little kids see it, run up to and BAM! Fall (Jump) Right into the pile of leaves. Its not like its safe. What you have a sement block bottem to land on!
Winter......
HELL WITH ICE.........
For all of whome have no snow some to you in winter times..............I H A T E Y O U!!!!!!!!!! COLD, COLD, COLD oh yea and COLD! You wish in summer for it to be winter, But you know you REALLY DON'T!
Snow men are cool
AND SNOW WOMEN!
Yea ok them too, but still there kool to make, but if you make them to demented they'll come to life and kill you. I Seen it in a movie! Well Snow fights are good to get your anger out on friends, what better way. And winter is a good time to get hot coco without every one think your crazy FOR WANING IT IN THE SUMMER! .............Well Winter is Cold nothing more to say. All bugs are gone, people can egg your house with out you knowing (Because you can see there tracks in the snow) Ah, Snow is grate. IF IT WAS NOT SO COLD!
Till Next time my friends, Till next Season! Just Joking, Till another day of bordome (Then it must be summer!)
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