Rain, rain, go away come again another day.
Do you hate it when you plain somthing, and then it rains. Or your just walking down the street then your covered in water. Do you know why it rains? No it is not what the smart people tell you. Rain IS Gods Pee...........Yup 100% T.R.U.E.S.Q! if your woundering how I got to this conclution.....you MUST read the rest.
I One day walking down thr street till I stoped and saw a rain puddel, i walked over to it, and just as a kid on my block when by me, I JUMPED IT THE PUDDEL GETTING HIM ALL WET! AH, HA NOW STOP DING-DONG DICHING MY HOUSE YOU BRAT! But after that i felt..........I felt like............
ITA WAS NOT ENOUGH! This Boy, This KID always bugged me so i went to the Frig and grabed eggs! BUT as sooooooon as i was in the right spot were no one could see me! GOD JUST HAD TO PEE! (At the time I did not know it was pee)
I ran home with my tear covered eggs, because every one says when it raind God IS crying. But I thought..............I COULD BE A CODE! ............That sounds stuped.................SHUT UP!
I ran to my Domands and started craching eggs on my bed, thining somthing would turn up. My room is next to the bathroom. As I hurd some one peeing I KNEW! I KNEW God sent me a meaning that tears.....were pee. And ran out in the rain and yelled in my highteest voice! ITS PEE! Glad no on was around.
Now your Little saying should be.....Rain is ew yea it ISSSSSSSS leave us now be for we....die? OK IT SUCKS ITS A WORK IN PROSES!
Ok Do to the fact that entry.....whats the word i'm looking for....hmmmm I don't know......how about......................SUCKED! I Am now going to give random facts you will need to live, and to help you be the weirdest kid in school!
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There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo
OMG really! Well thats my fun fact for the day!
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Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second
........1, 2, 8, 9, 7, $, Psssst thats alot being made!
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Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500
What losers I was so Toalty better then that I got 3,500! (Ok every one i was kidding about me robbing a bank, don't hurt me.)
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Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
So Re-meber Kids If you want good intertanment.....UpHill Not Down!
WHAT DO YOU TEACH THESE KIDS!?
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It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis
Lets just Take Off The I and L And if any one asks.......you don't speak Ingolash!
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Clinophobia is the fear of beds
Well who ever is a Cinophobia has the worst love life EVER! Even worst them mine.
No........
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Porcupines float in water
Hee hee SWEET!
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"
.....Nope what about cheeseissooogood
Thats a hole bung of words together
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist
OMG THERE TRYING TO KILL US!
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One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television
I know 4 people and non have been on t- oh wait one has.......
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It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas
CRAP! What am I going to do for money now!?
Ok Every one well i'm out of time, here. So I bid you a Bye. Till Next time. I Know this one SUCKS But you can be the kid in you class saying: And did you know....BYEBYE!
