If a Quiz is called a Quizzical, Then what is a Test?
Syaings, they have important meanning. BUT HAVE NO SENCES WHAT SO EVER!
I'm here to take them down, and tell you what they truly mean! O.k not really. . . .
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The apple does not fall far from the tree.
BUT, What if it is a long branch!?
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A Penny earned, is a penny saved.
But what if the penny earned is spent!?
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Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home
What if we want you to live with us. . . . . . . .Ok never mined. . .. . . .
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SON OF A GUN
But guns don’t have sons
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BEAT AROUND THE BUSH
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU BEAT UP A POOR DEFENSLESS BUSH!
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SAVED BY THE BELL
Bells Ring, don’t save people! I don’t know how going to class is fun!
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GETTING THE SHORT END OF THE STICK
How can you tell if there is a short end of a stick!? IT’S A LINE!
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EATING HUMBLE PIE
There is a fruit name HUMBLE!? I wonder what it taste like. . . . .
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TURN THE TABLES
NOW THAT IS JUST RUDE! Your eating food and then some-one comes up and turns the table over one you! THE FOOD IS ALL OVER YOUR LAPE AND OUTFITE!
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MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX
1. Why would you mined beeswax?
2. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE BEESWAX!?
3. Were can I buy some!?
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STONE COLD
Shouldn’t it be: Cold Stone?
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GET OUT OF BED ON THE WRONG SIDE
But wait, how can there be a wrong side of a bed!? There all cozy and comfy, and fuzzy and soft. .. . . .
Mines not.
NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Yea you got on the wrong side of the bed.
THAT MAKES NO SENCES!
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An Apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
But apples are good, so how about.
A Smelly sock in the face, keeps a doctor away.
Ok so it does not rhyme, BUT ITS TRUE!
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. (Benjamin Franklin)
Ok I know like 50 boys that are not healthy, wealthy or wise. ALSO WHAT ABOUT GIRLS!?
Ok it was Short, Bad, and every thing. But I got alot to do these days (God I'm sounding old) Well My new entry I promise will be good with grateness! (Well I hope atlest)
